proxy

Adj. Someone who's almost very attractive but not quite. Contraction of "pretty foxy". Also shortened form of "appROXImately cute".

Mallrat 1: "That girl is HOTTT!"

Mallrat 2: "Not when shes get closer..she's just proxy".

by DaBunny July 18, 2005

Lard

N. The Deity to whom televangelists pray

"We've been able to get our $8,000,000,000 in pledges-uh to support the new Mercedes for the Children outreach. Praise the Lard!"

by DaBunny July 01, 2005

Johannes Gutenberg

N. 16th century weightlifting advocate. Most renowned for creation of the Gutenberg press.

"You're as ripped as Johannes Gutenberg!"

by DaBunny July 18, 2005

epcot

N. An organized refusal to spend money at amusement parks

"We were going to go to Six Flags but the admission and parking was so much we decided to Epcot them this summer."

by DaBunny July 18, 2005

Scooter

Proper noun. The Muppet who usually handled the guests for the Muppet Show.

Superstar guest: "Scooter, do you realize you have me set to sing with 3 giant seals?"

Scooter: "I'm sorry but the other quartet member was sick!"

by DaBunny July 01, 2005

magic bus

N. Someone who's detached from reality. Taken from slang nickname for the trolley in "Mister Roger's Neighborhood" used to go to the Land of Make-Believe.

Voter 1: "I think the Green Party will win the White House in '08!"

Voter 2: "Whoa...someone's really riding the magic bus."

by DaBunny July 18, 2005

Arrested Development

Adj. Describes a state of socio-psychological growth in which the victim has ceased to progress socially and intellectually.

Quoting every line of the Dukes of Hazzard is a warning sign of Arrested Development.

by DaBunny July 01, 2005