Da Sperminator's definitions

Male Order Slut

(n.) sort of like a mix between a blind date and a booty call, it's the skank you dig up for the bro who came to visit your college and wants to get laid.

Guy 1- "Dude, I'm ballin' down to Tha Burg tonight!"
Guy 2- "Good shit, we need to party!"
Guy 1- "Yeah man, I need some pussy bad! Wanna hook me up?"
Guy 2- "Oh, I got a perfect male order slut just waiting for ya, champ!"
Guy 1- "Glorious! I'ma get my dick wet!"

by Da Sperminator February 25, 2011

Tha Burg

(n.) a hip, funky fresh way of jazzing up the name of even the most mundane city/ township ending with the suffix "Burg."

Guy 1- "Yo champ, where you lockin' down tonight?"
Guy 2- "I'm hittin' up Tha Burg wif my girl, dawg!"
Guy1- "Tha Burg? Where the fuck is that?"
Guy 2- "Tha Burg! Ya know? Williamsburg, not much happening there, D. Gotta spice it up somehow."

by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011

Chardon

(n.) a shortening of Chardonnay, a tasty white wine.

Wine Prude- "Good sir, what have you there?"

Gangsta- "Chardon, homeskillet! I'm swillin' like a villain!"

Wine Prude- "I beg your pardon, young man I was unable to understand you."

Gangsta- "I'm drinking Chardonnay, you stuffy fuck!"

by Da Sperminator May 18, 2011

Keh dollar sign Ha

(n.) how Ke$ha should actually be pronounced.

Guy- "Somebody tell the foreign exchange kid that it's not pronounced Keh dollar sign Ha. Also, turn that gay shit off!"

by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011

'Crattitude

(n.) the attitude, typically piss poor, assumed by any foolish individual drinking Aristocrat Vodka, aka 'Crat.

Guy 1- "Did Keith just bong a solo cup of 'Crat?"
Guy 2- "Yeah, I wish he hadn't too, he gets a bad 'Crattitude from drinking that shit!"

by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011

timbering

(v.) to ream someone with some solid timber; to fuck her silly.

Guy 1- "You trying to drink some Bud tonight."
Guy 2- "No, I'm gonna be timbering my slutfriend."
Guy 1- "Send her my condolences."
Guy 2- "No remorse, bro. Grow a pair."

by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

Burny

(n.) an abbreviation of Burnett's Vodka & Gin.

Guy 1: "Yo, my contact is gonna pick us up some Burny, what flavor do you want?"

Guy 2: "Is that a question, dog? Green Apple Burny is the only answer!"

Guy 1: "Aw, fuck it dude! Let's just pay $5 more and get some Smirnoff."

by Da Sperminator May 8, 2011