DOUG's definitions

lopty

a male owner that owns at arc

lopty owns you all

by Doug May 12, 2003

Rippin' a toob

Bong hit, clearing the chamber, stoned.

"The only way I deal with my boss, is by rippin' a tube before go to work"

by doug April 24, 2003

Membo

The act or process of pushing your cock down and under the rim of the toilet seat to urinate when you have a hard-on. If you push too far down, the head of your dick gets soaked in the toilet bowl, unless of course you are not very well endowed. Then, there is also the splash-back factor of hitting the nearby toilet bowl slope. It can be used as a verb, a noun or an adjective.

An all purpose invective, pejorative and slightly derogatory term:

‘He’s a fukkin membo’ i.e. somebody who is a shoved-down dick head. As in ‘Yo is a membo (embo) mothafukka’

by doug April 8, 2003

stylobate

Chill in a sigular location

"I like to stylobate at my house all day."

by Doug March 31, 2003

stylobate

To be sedentary, especially chilling in avoidance of work.

Sometimes instead of doing work, I sit at my computer, browse some web pages and stylobate as I view them.

by Doug March 31, 2003

fucktitude

The degree to which one is fucked.

Our plans were in a state of serious fucktitude when Dave's car ran out of gas.

by Doug March 1, 2003

Incest

A scented stick which emits a pleasant aroma when burned.

The house smelled lovely after I lit some vanilla incest.

by Doug March 1, 2003