DJ's definitions

Colin

The act of quitting. Often used in reference with "quitting the internet".

"If things keep up like this, I'm going to Colin this place"
"I'm Colining"
"Yeah dude, he Colined"

by DJ October 14, 2004

TR Evans

The act of felching an old person.

I went to the nursing home the other day only to find one of the residents giving another a TR Evans.

by DJ February 24, 2005

Fixer Upper

Something that is dire need of repair, but is more of a hobby to fix rather then a job.

"This house is a real Fixer Upper."

by DJ April 25, 2005

connex

What started as a misunderstanding between one witty English scholar and a German student with poor English one day in a Yahoo! chat room soon became what is known today as the connex phenomenon. Connex is now used in chat rooms, IRC, and e-mail alike and is yet another one of the internet trends. Basically it can mean any action, reaction, word with implied meaning, or even as a redundant word. Usually it is just used to piss people off, but a lot of times it is also used to try and refer to something without actually saying it.

<DJ_PsYkiK>OMFG d00d, I want to connex LISA.
<FiremanSTEVE>w3wt

or

<FiremanSTEVE>I connex'd so much one day, my friend was like "connex!", and then he went and connex'd
<DJ_PsYkiK>Good job d00d, you have it. You even used the formal connex'd over the informal connexed. Nice.

by DJ July 19, 2004

mayonaise

the white part on white wall tires. and mustard is the yellow stripe on vogue tires

man he got dat mayonaise on da lac

by dj July 7, 2005

dreepy

having the faculties impaired by sleep and alcohol; a blend of sleepy and drunk

A: How's your head? You finished three bottles of wine last night...
B: I'm good, just a little dreepy right now.

by DJ December 17, 2004

starchin'

Starchin' is a term used to describe something that is undefinable as it, itself is undefinable...

usually used just to confuse people

Starch: "Nah, sorry Matt, Starchin' won't be on Urban Dictionary, it's undefinable!"

Matt: "But why? what does it mean?"

Starch: "..please don't"

by DJ September 27, 2004