DJ's definitions

HackMaster

A former 13373 hacker who is takeing over the net as we speak.

The person who is hacking your computer as we speak AKA ME

by DJ March 15, 2005

christmas

Once a definition for a sacred holiday celebrating the birth of baby Jesus. Now a modern slang term for capitalists raping your wallet while you waste all of your money on people you hate.

Once again Christmas has left my wallet and desire for sex with a woman in an elf suit empty.

by DJ December 24, 2003

SYLLOGISM

Logic. A form of deductive reasoning consisting of a major premise, a minor premise, and a conclusion; for example, All humans are mortal, the major premise, I am a human, the minor premise, therefore, I am mortal, the conclusion.
Reasoning from the general to the specific; deduction.
A subtle or specious piece of reasoning.

Every virtue is laudable; Kindness is a virtue; Therefore kindness is laudable. These propositions are denominated respectively the major premise, the minor premise, and the conclusion.

by dj October 1, 2003

Tabarnak

is a guy who slept with my girlfriend

lui s't'un gros criss de tabarnak!

by dj April 10, 2005

starchin'

Starchin' is a term used to describe something that is undefinable as it, itself is undefinable...

usually used just to confuse people

Starch: "Nah, sorry Matt, Starchin' won't be on Urban Dictionary, it's undefinable!"

Matt: "But why? what does it mean?"

Starch: "..please don't"

by DJ September 27, 2004

dreepy

having the faculties impaired by sleep and alcohol; a blend of sleepy and drunk

A: How's your head? You finished three bottles of wine last night...
B: I'm good, just a little dreepy right now.

by DJ December 17, 2004

connex

What started as a misunderstanding between one witty English scholar and a German student with poor English one day in a Yahoo! chat room soon became what is known today as the connex phenomenon. Connex is now used in chat rooms, IRC, and e-mail alike and is yet another one of the internet trends. Basically it can mean any action, reaction, word with implied meaning, or even as a redundant word. Usually it is just used to piss people off, but a lot of times it is also used to try and refer to something without actually saying it.

<DJ_PsYkiK>OMFG d00d, I want to connex LISA.
<FiremanSTEVE>w3wt

or

<FiremanSTEVE>I connex'd so much one day, my friend was like "connex!", and then he went and connex'd
<DJ_PsYkiK>Good job d00d, you have it. You even used the formal connex'd over the informal connexed. Nice.

by DJ July 19, 2004