DJ's definitions

hello

1. A greeting
2. A for of incredulity

1. 'HELLO!!!!!!'
2. 'I satyed at home last night watching movies'
'... HELLO!!?!! You were supposed to come to my party last night!'

by DJ December 11, 2003

pluriplexsimile

a model used to describe something that is more complex than the thing it is describing

Pluriplexsimiles are often used by sports comentators when describing simple plays.

by DJ March 14, 2005

psuedo-intellectuals

People whom beleive they are extremely intelligent and desire everyone to know it. In actuallity they are generally ignorant and close minded.

Those psuedo-intellectuals have some terrible definitions for slang terms on urbandictionary.com.

The way that art major was carrying on about how I didn't know that peice was post impressionist, you would think they were a psuedo-intellectual.

by DJ December 24, 2003

pwn

pwn (vt. or vi.) 1. to defeat (someone)thoroughly or to a great extent 2. to outdo or outmatch (someone) past tense - pwnt or pwned ( ? < leet speak/gaming terminology p + (o)wn)

"I totally pwned." "That was pwning." "You got pwnt!"

by DJ May 4, 2003

rasstus

Lawn Ornament in the shape of a small black child wearing a ball cap, holding up a lantern, could be mistaken for a little black jockey holding up a lantern looking for something

Check out the front lawns in your area to see if any of your neighbors "own" one

by DJ January 14, 2004

DJ" syndrome

to be very DJ like...

dude... hes so much like DJ..

by DJ April 5, 2005

venezuela

A country assfucked by the United States of America who recently failed in getting rid of the current Venezuelan leader by supporting a massive military coup. Chavez is back in power, and by no means Gandhi himself (a Fidel Castro more likely), he was elected by the people, and the people should make him go, not the USA who only wanna exile him so the next fucker can sell them oil. Chavez has boycotted giving oil to the US, and readily supplies it to Mr. Castro, and makes trips to Cuba so him and Castro can have hot oily sex on the golf-courses, while 80% of his people back home die of poverty.

It is a beautiful country, and the 4th largest oil producing country in the world. Part of OPEC, but has stopped exporting oil of late due to stupidity of President. Which is why the US want him gone.

Maybe one day Venezuela shall rise to its true potential and feed all its hungry children, but until then, the best it has is a regular spot in Miss Universe.

Watch "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised" (www.chavezthefilm.com) - probably one of the best things ever put on television. But be objective, Chavez is not an angel himself. The country needs an angel.

by DJ May 22, 2004