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Probably the most useless superhero for the Superfriends. He uses his powers to talk to fish.

Adult Swim, however, helped his career by, long ago, having him stand in front of a group of people and shake his booty. He was also interviewed on Cartoon Network and he explained his ability to communicate with sealife.
"*voice of the announcer-slash-narrator of the Justice Friends* using his telepathic powers Aquaman summons a can of sardines; buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh (that's the sound of his telepathic waves)..."
-Frank Caliento (spelling?), from a skit in Bob & Tom, ripping on Aquaman
Aquaman by Dave March 30, 2004

oh, my, gawd 

How a valleygirl would say, "oh my god", to start another one of her senseless conversations about shit.
"Oh, my, gawd. Becky, look at her butt. That is, like, so..."
-a valleygirl

"Oh, my, gawd, like, I just had my period and, like, I have the urge to be all pissed off for, like, no apparent reason!"
-a valleygirl
oh, my, gawd by Dave March 30, 2004
Material Unaccounted For

Usually a term referring to forsaken nuclear materials. MUF is also something that black marketeers happen to get their hands on. Scary...
"MUF?"
-Solid Snake

DAVE GROSS'S (that's me ^_^ ) EDITTED VERSION:
"MUF? You mean pussy?"
-Solid Snake
"No you nitwit!"
-Kenneth Baker
MUF by Dave March 30, 2004
"And I should know! I'm from MARS!"

"No you're not!"

"Uh?...Mars, Alabama; I founded three colleges there. ^_^' "
Mars by Dave March 30, 2004
A pakistani term for a close friend or relative
e.g. 'Yo safe kuzza, wahgwan', 'Pass that bud kuzza'
kuzza by Dave March 30, 2004

mother f'er 

One who has sex with their wife/girlfriend after the said party has already had at least one child.
After having sex with my wife last night, I am now a mother f'er.
mother f'er by Dave March 30, 2004

witches hats 

Gross, skinny boobs that are elongated and sag to a point.
Dude, did you see the witches hats on that chick. That's fricken' nasty.
witches hats by Dave March 29, 2004