DAVE's definitions

Soviet

See: awesome

"Ho shit, Nick, that game of SOCOM was Soviet!"

by Dave February 6, 2004

Chode

1. A penis that is bigger in width than length.
2. A small organism that is found on the bottom of the ocean.
3. A small bird native to Sri Lanka

Ralphie has a chode.
Joell is a big chodeface.

by Dave February 7, 2003

R. Kelly

teeage fucker who should keep his DIPSHITTY in his pizzants at all times!

wooooo! o man im sweatin like r. kelly at a playground!!

by DAVE October 15, 2003

squizzum

Squizzum (n): 1) the desolate, bittersweet remains of the bottom of a beer; 2) the bottom inch of spittle in a coke can

Background: Comes from that latin Squi- meaning bitterness and then snoop dogg's -um added to every word to make it fly

I was madnessing when I discovered that the only drink left was a squizzum.

by Dave November 1, 2004

Lynbrook

Best high school in San Jose!! and top ranking in CA. wonderful Staff and Students.

Class Of 2003!!!

by Dave March 12, 2004

protrude

To slightly bulge through something.

"I could see her pussy protruding. ^.^ "

by Dave September 23, 2004

Drink Beer, the holiday

An unofficial holiday originally conceived March of 2005. The holiday occurs on the 4th Saturday of every June.

The main purpose of the holiday is to honor beer in all its forms by consuming it throughout the course of the day. The secondary purpose of the holiday is to give chronic binge drinkers one more day on which they can justify over indulgence.

Note that in order to properly represent the holiday in print, appropriate capitalization and comma usage must be maintained.

Dave: Hey, what are you doing tomorrow, the 4th Saturday of this month of June?

Steve: Drinking some beers to celebrate Drink Beer, the holiday.

by Dave June 17, 2006