Oysterfest

An area in which there occurs an abundance of females in relation to males. It is the opposite of the popular term "Sausagefest".

"My girlfriend is making me attend a local women's rights convention... it's going to be a total oysterfest."

by Dave July 18, 2008

KGB

Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti
(Committee for State Security)

The Russian intelligence agency, similar to America's CIA.

"Vladimir Putin seems like an ok guy, but some worry because he's ex-KGB."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004

USMCL

United States Military Cooking Laboratories

They are a military-related establishment dedicated to revolutionizing MRE's (aka : C-Rations) & battlefield food technology.

"I invented these initials though."
-me

by Dave March 28, 2004

classy

A term I use to refer to something original, but to the point of looking so cool in the process.

"Solid Snake throwing a grenade into the turret of the M1 tank....that's so classy. ^_^ "
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

hern

To travel at relative high speed.

I was herning.

Dont put that in the boot(trunk 2 u yanks) like that, it'll hern all over the place.

by Dave November 15, 2003

spaff mining

what someone does after fucking with out a condom and does not want a sprog so they finger out all the spaff and eat it. you can practcie on a nice juicy creame egg

james: i was spaff mining in some minger last night as i didnt want to have to pay child support

by dave February 21, 2005

Closer

One of the enemies in Silent Hill 3. The Closer is a tall creature with ball-like hands, a seizuring and penis-like head, and very tall legs almost pointy. Attacks by using its hands that emit a tongue, or by spinning its hands around crudely.

"I think it has this name because its height beings it a little 'closer' to Heaven than most others."
-me

by Dave September 15, 2004