DAN's definitions

moopheus

a cow who wears sunglasses and a green tie. Greatest character in the history of cartoon propaganda.

"Go to themeatrix.com and see Moopheus"

by Dan December 24, 2003

crivvens

An exclamation of surprise or distress, colloquial, perhaps originating in Scotland.

Crivvens! The world exploded!

by dan March 7, 2004

C.R.A.F.T

Cant Remember A Fucking Thing

A group or gathering of people who wish to consume alcohol to another level.

"went out on friday, became o member of the craft society!"

by Dan November 17, 2003

DA

- Meaning The
- Meaning Yes (russian)

Da you may fuck me in da ass.

by Dan April 8, 2005

monkey scruff

the hairy area between ones balls and asshole; where ass-lint is most easily located. hardest place to rinse while taking shower.

yo man check out this asslint I dug up from my monkey scruff.

by dan March 1, 2005

du du

A phrase derived from the game 'The Sims 1/2' which is one word from 'Simlish'. In the real word it can mean a number of things. saying it with differnt tone/volume emphasisises its meaning. 'du du' is different from 'DU DU!!!!'. it can mean:

'Get in my son!', 'She is fit', 'Im dissapointed', 'Hello my friend', 'im amazed' or when rendered lifeless after sex. Is used excessively by a f00l named Dale Pearson who must say it every other word. Plans are being being made to kill him...du du.

Friend 1: Du Du daniel!!
Friend 2: hello my friend DU DU!!!
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Perv 1: She is DU DU DA FIT!!!

Perv 2: DU DU!! you are correct my friend

by Dan January 12, 2005

chiliwilli

Taken from definition of Chilidog and wet willi combined. When you stick your finger in your ass and then stick it in someone elses ear.

Dick gave Jane a chiliwilli.

by Dan January 10, 2004