D.B. Echo's definitions

eggspotter

Someone who obsessively seeks out hidden easter eggs in movies, video games, DVD menus, or elsewhere, usually ignoring the main content in the course of the search.

He's such an eggspotter. I think the only reason he bought that DVD is to look for the stuff hidden in the menus.

by D.B. Echo May 4, 2005

two-dollar whore

The cheapest sort of whore, one who is looked upon with contempt by all other levels of whores.

Worker one: This company treats us like two-dollar whores.

Worker two: No, they don't. If we were two-dollar whores, think how much money we would have made by now.

by D.B. Echo March 21, 2005

squat

A short, broad person, though not a midget or dwarf. Squats have been described as resembling the way normal people look when reflected in car doors.

The squat strutted down the street leering at girls like he was God's gift to women, not realizing that they were all laughing at him.

by D.B. Echo March 21, 2005

rhoid rage

1. Furious anger brought on by inflamed hemorrhoids (rhoids).

2.Condition brought on by someone or something being a persistent pain in the ass.

The angry man's refusal to take a seat in the waiting room made it clear that he was suffering from rhoid rage.

by D.B. Echo February 2, 2006

rhoid

A hemorrhoid, an inflamed blood vessel on the ass.

Dude, I'd love to take a seat, but the rhoids are flaring up.

by D.B. Echo February 2, 2006

hey

A contraction for "Hello, I find you attractive and would like to dance with you, share some drinks with you, and then perhaps have sex with you. Nothing serious, of course, and I doubt that this will result in a long term relationship, but I would appeciate you considering my proposal."

Guy at bar to attractive girl: "Hey."

Attractive girl to guy: "Go to hell, creep." (Moves to other side of bar.)

by D.B. Echo March 4, 2005

autotroll

1. Someone who makes deliberately inflammatory or outrageous statements on his own website or other forum in order to attract attention and/or traffic.

2. The act of making such a statement.

Johnathan Alter autotrollis by attacking bloggers in "All Umbrage All the Time" just to get bloggers to talk about his article and link to it.

by D.B. Echo August 17, 2008