D. Ferrel's definitions

House Rules

These are usually the rules followed in ones house that a particular game is being played in. These rules will always change from house to house and are sure to always cause a 10 minute argument/debate over them. These rules are known to be made up during the actual game.

For example: if you are playing pool in one person's house, his "house rules" might be that whoever makes the 8 On The Break wins automatically whereas the house rules of another person's house might be whoever makes the 8 On The Break loses automatically.

by D. Ferrel September 30, 2003

go to sleep

What was said to me after I got my ass whooped when I was a kid.

**spank spank** "godamnit kid, now GO TO SLEEP" *

by D. Ferrel September 30, 2003

Pacer

Short version of Pace Maker.

"Yo Gramps, I think you need a new set of batteries for your Pacer"

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

untz

Can be caught while listening to Buckwheat sing, "Three Times A Lady"

"Untz...Tice...Tee Times a Yady"

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

Dicky Doo

A term used to describe when a man's stomach sticks so far out he can no longer see his pecker.

"Damn Jo Jo, your stomach stick out farther than your Dicky Doo!"

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

mulletude

The level of attitude given off from one's Mullet - usually measured from 0-10.

"Damn, look at that fool...he has a Camaro Mullet. I give him a mulletude of 8."

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

floating air bisquit

Also known as silent but deadly. A fart that can not be heard but can sure as hell be smelt. This type of flatulent sneaks up on you and unless there is a breeze, hard to tell who it came from. Don't ever recognize this type of fart out loud otherwise you fall into the rule of: "Whoever smelt it delt it"

"someone done ripped a floating air bisquit"

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003