Definitions by D. Ferrel

One Short of A Six Pack 

A term used to describe a person who is not all there. A person missing a marble or two - a few percentages off from being full blown retarded.

"I can't believe that guy just walked into that glass door - what is he...one short of a six pack?"

One Short of A Six Pack by D. Ferrel September 30, 2003

go to sleep 

What was said to me after I got my ass whooped when I was a kid.

**spank spank** "godamnit kid, now GO TO SLEEP" *

go to sleep by D. Ferrel September 30, 2003

tardbait

A treat used to get retarded kids to follow your instruction. Something equivalent to a Scooby Snack.

Mrs. Johnson: "I can't get Auggie to wash his hands."

Mr. Smith: "Well give him some tardbait or something......maybe a bologna slice or a capri sun."

tardbait by D. Ferrel September 30, 2003

House Rules 

These are usually the rules followed in ones house that a particular game is being played in. These rules will always change from house to house and are sure to always cause a 10 minute argument/debate over them. These rules are known to be made up during the actual game.

For example: if you are playing pool in one person's house, his "house rules" might be that whoever makes the 8 On The Break wins automatically whereas the house rules of another person's house might be whoever makes the 8 On The Break loses automatically.

House Rules by D. Ferrel September 30, 2003

Pacer 

Short version of Pace Maker.

"Yo Gramps, I think you need a new set of batteries for your Pacer"

Pacer by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

testicle

What an employee at the end of the Elmo Manufacturing line does right before a final "box up".

"Larry is our final inspector here at Elmo Manufacturing. When Elmo gets to him, he looks him over for any flaws then gives him one final Testicle"

testicle by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

mulletude 

The level of attitude given off from one's Mullet - usually measured from 0-10.

"Damn, look at that fool...he has a Camaro Mullet. I give him a mulletude of 8."

mulletude by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003