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1) An elitist university where one would go to waste "$150,000 on an education you coulda got for a buck fifty in late fees at the public library."
2) The home of athletes who make their opposition feel better about themselves and look especially talented by comparison.
2) The home of athletes who make their opposition feel better about themselves and look especially talented by comparison.
"I just wasted 150,000 dollars last weekend in Vegas!"
"That sucks, but I went to Harvard and it took me four years."
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Harvard just played hockey against Cornell.
"That sucks, but I went to Harvard and it took me four years."
or
Harvard just played hockey against Cornell.
by D H May 16, 2006
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by D H October 25, 2007
Get the Cornell mug.Player 1: "What was he thinking making that ridiculous call with only middle pair?"
Player 2: "I'm sure he was just making a hope call that I was on a bluff."
Player 2: "I'm sure he was just making a hope call that I was on a bluff."
by D H July 7, 2007
Get the hope call mug.A person who obnoxiously interrogates someone who has just lost a bet to the point of extreme anger while inserting retarded nuggets of genious that would make even John Madden proud.
"So how much did you lose on the Colts game tonight?"
"Shut up man, I don't want to talk about it."
"I can't believe you made that bet. It was so obvious that Manning was going to throw six interceptions and lose a fumble tonight."
"You know what Jack? Stop being such a fucking maddener and go play in traffic."
"Shut up man, I don't want to talk about it."
"I can't believe you made that bet. It was so obvious that Manning was going to throw six interceptions and lose a fumble tonight."
"You know what Jack? Stop being such a fucking maddener and go play in traffic."
by D H December 6, 2007
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Player: "Yeah, even though I flopped the flush, he did have a set and 7 kill cards to make his full house."
Player: "Yeah, even though I flopped the flush, he did have a set and 7 kill cards to make his full house."
by D H July 7, 2007
Get the kill card mug.1) An elitist university where one would go to waste "$150,000 on an education you coulda got for a buck fifty in late fees at the public library."
2) The home of athletes who make others feel better about themselves and look especially talented.
2) The home of athletes who make others feel better about themselves and look especially talented.
"I just wasted 150,000 dollars last weekend in Vegas!"
"That sucks, but I went to Harvard and it took me four years."
or
Harvard just played hockey against Cornell.
"That sucks, but I went to Harvard and it took me four years."
or
Harvard just played hockey against Cornell.
by D H July 30, 2008
Get the harvard mug.Made famous by the terrible play and unbelievable luck of Aaron Kanter during the 2005 World Series of Poker, an unlikely river card that gives a player an improbable win to a hand that he should never had been in at any point at all.
After some raising and following a flop of 6c-5d-3h, Raymer bets with Kd-Kh and Kanter calls an uncallable flop with Qh-Jh (5% to win). The turn card is the 7h, Kanter bets $600,000, Raymer moves all in, and Kanter Calls off all his money with his weak draw. Raymer shows his pocket kings, and Kanter shows his queen-high flush draw, needing a heart. Naturally, he catches the first of a long series of Kanter-cards with the river 2h, and makes his flush to cripple Greg Raymer.
by D H July 7, 2007
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