holdout

To wait for someone else to call back when a call gets disconnected rather than calling back yourself.
"Damnit the call got dropped."
"Aren't you going to call her back man?"
"Nah dude, I think I'll just holdout for a minute."
by D H December 29, 2007
mugGet the holdoutmug.

maddener

A person who obnoxiously interrogates someone who has just lost a bet to the point of extreme anger while inserting retarded nuggets of genious that would make even John Madden proud.
"So how much did you lose on the Colts game tonight?"

"Shut up man, I don't want to talk about it."

"I can't believe you made that bet. It was so obvious that Manning was going to throw six interceptions and lose a fumble tonight."

"You know what Jack? Stop being such a fucking maddener and go play in traffic."
by D H December 06, 2007
mugGet the maddenermug.

Cornell

The home of an elite group of scholars at whom Harvard students laugh from ages 18-22, and work for until retirement.
Assistant: "Hey boss, didn't you go to Cornell University?"

CEO: "Yes, get me a coffee."
by D H October 25, 2007
mugGet the Cornellmug.

Kanter-card

Made famous by the terrible play and unbelievable luck of Aaron Kanter during the 2005 World Series of Poker, an unlikely river card that gives a player an improbable win to a hand that he should never had been in at any point at all.
After some raising and following a flop of 6c-5d-3h, Raymer bets with Kd-Kh and Kanter calls an uncallable flop with Qh-Jh (5% to win). The turn card is the 7h, Kanter bets $600,000, Raymer moves all in, and Kanter Calls off all his money with his weak draw. Raymer shows his pocket kings, and Kanter shows his queen-high flush draw, needing a heart. Naturally, he catches the first of a long series of Kanter-cards with the river 2h, and makes his flush to cripple Greg Raymer.
by D H July 07, 2007
mugGet the Kanter-cardmug.

Cornell University

The home of an elite group of scholars at whom Harvard students laugh from ages 18-22, and work for until retirement.
Assistant: "Hey boss, didn't you go to Cornell University?"

CEO: "Yes, get me a coffee."
by D H May 01, 2006
mugGet the Cornell Universitymug.

lancearmstronger

A person who is always quick to point out the flaws in something another person did, but lacks the balls to do anything himself.
"Dude you shouldn't have even tried to talk to her, it was obvious you were going to get shut down."

"Yeah well you know what you damn lancearmstronger? I'm sleeping with your sister."
by D H December 06, 2007
mugGet the lancearmstrongermug.

hope call

A play in poker made on the basis of hope rather than other information.
Player 1: "What was he thinking making that ridiculous call with only middle pair?"

Player 2: "I'm sure he was just making a hope call that I was on a bluff."
by D H July 07, 2007
mugGet the hope callmug.