CyAdora's definitions

zambroomi

A zambroomi is what you call a broom used to clean an outdoor ice rink when no Zamboni is available.

We swept the ice with the zambroomi when we finished playing outdoor, night hockey last night.

by CyAdora March 1, 2011

passive urban dictionary aggression

Passive urban dictionary aggression is how upset nerds act out their anger when a negative (usually true) urban diction word is accepted and posted about them.

Passive urban dictionary aggression is a form of nerdrage.

"Crazy Katie is a true looney bird. She has severe passive urban dictionary aggression and proxies into www.urbandictionary.com just to thumbs-down ALL three pages of my accepted words," I explain. "Not just the one I wrote about her."

by CyAdora March 23, 2011

contactscaping

Contactscaping is the chore of pruning your contact list.

Crap, I can't add you to my contacts list until I do some contactscaping, it is totally full.

by CyAdora July 13, 2011

masturbateathon

A masturbateathon is well-needed, multi-orgasmic session that lasts as long as you want.

The house was empty for 6 hours so I used that time to have an amazing masturbateathon.

I came a dozen time during my masturbateathon this morning.

by CyAdora August 18, 2011

control geek

A control geek is a gamer/social nerd who can not let go of something, usually very insignificant and manages to suck many innocents into the shitstorm they create.

"That control geek seemed so nice at first, but she just raged at me for dropping a knife on her foot in a zombie game. Gheeze, some people just can't be mellow and have fun."
Miss Pita is known for being a control geek and makes the smallest game issues into a giant problem for everyone, feeding her selfish shortcomings.

by CyAdora August 18, 2011

control geek

A control geek is a gamer/social nerd who can not let go of something, usually very insignificant and manages to suck many innocents into the shitstorm.

"That control geek seemed so nice at first, but she just raged at me for dropping a knife on her foot in a zombie game. Gheeze, some people just can't be mellow and have fun."
Miss Pita is known for being a control geek and makes the smallest game issues into a giant problem for everyone, feeding her selfish shortcomings.

by CyAdora December 1, 2011

authwhore

An authwhore is a writer who publishes erotica and sex stories.

Did you read, "Six, Sexy, Short Stories" yet? That officially makes her an authwhore.

by CyAdora June 30, 2011