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Definitions by CyAdora

wishful boobthinking 

When a person has the ability to see breasts everywhere.

No amount of reason can deter the wishful boobthinking person's confidence that boob has been viewed.

Most wishful boobthinkers are in denial of being one as they really believe they are viewing boob. On the bright side they are happy about seeing boob and have a better day because of it.
My husband has wishful boobthinking. He got so excited when he saw my boobs in a reflection on my Facebook pic. I disagreed, which made him even more snotty about thinking he had looked closer at my pic than I did.

I was in the dressing room with my friend as we tried on bathing suits. As I was admiring a low-cut, Italian number on myself, she looks over and giggles, sideboob to me and points. As I turned around in the mirror, I was satisfied that the coverage was satisfactory. I love knowing my bff has wishful boobthinking.
When something goes so well that 'win' or 'FTW' (for the win) is just not good enough. Usually said in caps because it is just so FUKWIN.*

*because of the spelling, it is not a swear or a curse and can be used in all forms of written and mature spoken work.
For two weeks you are standing in the stinking mud pressing search over and over. Finally, you get the message: "You search the swamp and find a heavy sword." That is fukwin.

You buy a scratch ticket with your last $2 and win $100. FUKWIN

I was over at Julia's house with some of her friends for a girls-night-in. Then her sexy friend started making out with me. Not long after it turned into a very hot, girl orgy. We stayed for 2 days. Serious FUKWIN.

Cybering with CyAdora is FUKWIN. Get a towel.
FUKWIN by CyAdora May 18, 2010

coffee bagging 

As a RPG gaming woman, it our way of administering a 'tea bagging' to a fallen enemy.

A very nasty way to finish off a kill, when humiliation and death are equally as important.

Coffee Bagging works best when described in full detail, including the length and density of bush and the time since it was last cleaned.
"I let my bush grow out to extreme jungle to give Stan the full-on coffee bagging that he deserves."

"You attack Gager with a stone spear for 5 damage. He is killed."
"Areria squats down and gives Gager a full coffee bagging to with her well-seasoned and fully, grown-out jungle bush before stealing his gold and breaking his axe."

"Dude, getting coffee bagged by sillylilypily is worth dying for."
coffee bagging by CyAdora October 7, 2009

failwaves 

Attempting to say goodbye and failing as a quick departure is made.

Missing the chance to say goodbye to someone leaving, usually witnessed by others who will tease and taunt you for it.
CyAdora failwaves at her friend who left the chatroom in a hurry. Then was made fun of for 5 minutes for being slow.

I watched my bf sitting on the bus and was waving goodbye. As I turned around I realized he missed my full moon failwave. The old man sitting next to him had a big smile as I looked back.

After I got home from the concert, I checked my mobile to see all of my friends had failwaved to me before I left.
failwaves by CyAdora September 18, 2009

Southall Steamer 

The act of defiling a /zom/ top hat by leaving a pile of shit in it.
Solemn should not have left his top hat on the IRC table, Evilnick shat in it when he was not looking.

He was Southall Steamered for disrespecting the top hat.
Southall Steamer by CyAdora March 22, 2009

over-chat 

While in a chat box, ignoring the dominant conversation by continuing to talk about themselves even if they are asked to stop.
In CC chat yesterday, Legend kept over-chatting the important conversation that everyone else was having.

I banned him from the chat box for over-chatting about his dwarf game when we were having crisis management session.
over-chat by CyAdora August 16, 2008

back-chat 

To read back through a chat box to get all the gossip one missed while away.
Simon always back-chats, so you can never talk about him on the IRC without him knowing.

I back-chatted late night and got to read the hottest lesbo cyber porn ever.
back-chat by CyAdora July 6, 2008