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When something goes so well that 'win' or 'FTW' (for the win) is just not good enough. Usually said in caps because it is just so FUKWIN.*

*because of the spelling, it is not a swear or a curse and can be used in all forms of written and mature spoken work.
For two weeks you are standing in the stinking mud pressing search over and over. Finally, you get the message: "You search the swamp and find a heavy sword." That is fukwin.

You buy a scratch ticket with your last $2 and win $100. FUKWIN

I was over at Julia's house with some of her friends for a girls-night-in. Then her sexy friend started making out with me. Not long after it turned into a very hot, girl orgy. We stayed for 2 days. Serious FUKWIN.

Cybering with CyAdora is FUKWIN. Get a towel.
FUKWIN by CyAdora May 18, 2010
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fuckwind 

A person living life with no purpose and taking intense pleasure in doing stupid things.
We are such fuckwinds.
Look at those fuckwinds.
Man, he is such a fuckwind.
Oh my God, what a fuckwind.
fuckwind by selezovikj December 9, 2008
That Habbo /b/lockade was pure fuckwin.
fuckwin by NewGotham July 13, 2006

Fuckwind 

A lower-tier superhero who creates a powerful windstorm by fucking. Also known for cracking wise in a Cockney accent.
Voluptuous '50s Female Archetype: Oh, this heat is giving me the vapors. A nice breeze would really cool me down.
Fuckwind: Did somebody say...Fuckwind?

Little Billy: That fire's gonna burn down Daddy's barn! And ol' Mabel's trapped in her stall! Darn if there wasn't somethin' I could do to help!
Fuckwind: Well Billy, there's something WE could do...
Fuckwind by the bore worms June 29, 2011

Mc fukin Prick 

The prick who fucks your order up in MC Donalds even when you write it on a piece of paper
Any MC fukin Mc donalds in the world
Mc fukin Prick by Mc fukin aaron September 18, 2003

fukin rights stupid sexist 

something that your friend says is his global context in discord.
friend: "you wanna know what my global context is?"
me: "scientific innovation."
friend: "no. It's fukin rights stupid sexist"
an easy way of calling someone a fuck, and a complete and utter twit...

hence the great fukwit was come to be, comletely unoffensive and usable in most public places :)
judge' and you, what do you have to say
j' c'mon judge, that guys a fukwit
judge' very true, fukwit, ur fuked
fukwit' chyeah he.. heheh.. mmm
fukwit by J April 1, 2005
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