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Alberta

The Texas of Canada. Filled with rednecks, oil-tycoons, and socially backward conservatives.
I want to take the bus to British Columbia but unfortunately we have to go through Alberta to get there.

Alberta is ruining Canada.

Hide your dope well, we're entering Alberta.
by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008
mugGet the Albertamug.

American Weed

Overpriced crap-quality marijuana that is usually very leafy and lacks in potency.
Got anything that isn't shitty american weed?

Fuck, i'm tired of smoking this shitty american weed?

Why can't americans grow good dope?

The american drug war has caused american pot do be very shitty and almost useless to a toker from canada. Plus, it's waaaay overpriced. You might as well smoke dried leaves because it's practically the same thing.
by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008
mugGet the American Weedmug.

menstral queef

johnnyboy: i fucked my girlfriend last night and i heard a menstral queef.

flatulator: why would you fuck your girlfriend when she's on her rag?
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
mugGet the menstral queefmug.

cerebral celestia

the part of your brain that comes up with ideas while you are on hallucinogenic drugs.
i can feel the sunshine dance and play upon my cerebral celestia.

he smoked a joint so he could increase the power of his cerebral celestia.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
mugGet the cerebral celestiamug.

sketchy

this word can also be used in place of the word heatscore
that sure was some sketchy driving when you almost hit that cop.

that guy is so sketchy he's been selling cheese right under the cop's noses.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
mugGet the sketchymug.

twice the wop

what everyone calls a local pizza place in waterloo, ontario, canada.....the pizza places is actually called Twice The Deal Pizza, but we call it Twice The Wop....even though they are not italian.....a better name for it would be Twice The Paki.
call twice the wop i want to get the godzilla deal!

you always have to tip the delivery dude when you get pizza through twice the wop or your next pizza will have spit on it.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
mugGet the twice the wopmug.

drugly

describes the physical appearance of someone who is a heavy user of hard drugs such as cocaine or heroin. characterized by a pale complexion, thin build, and dark marks under eyes. they look corpse-like.
i saw Jim E. Wart and Gherkins the other day and it looks like the singer jimmy is on a lot heroin, he had a very drugly look about him.

the addiction made him look drugly.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
mugGet the druglymug.

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