90 definitions by CurvedMirror
a loser who wears crocs religiously. the type of person who gave the middle finger to fashion and decided it was a good idea to buy those ugly shoes and wear them everywhere.
that girl wears crocs all the time....she is a croc whore
that shoe store would turn any bubblegum rich girl into a croc whore.
that shoe store would turn any bubblegum rich girl into a croc whore.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
A Basstard is a douchebag who insists on turning the bass up very high when listening to music. The bass ends up drowning out pretty much everything else in the song and the music basically turns into mud.
What song is that idiot listening to? I can't tell because the bass is too high. what a basstard!
That basstard doesn't even know what he's listening to. It's all just an auditory mass of sludge. He spent a lot of money on his retarded car stereo system too. Just so that he can listen to mud and vibrate his car to pieces.
The basstard was musically retarded.
That basstard doesn't even know what he's listening to. It's all just an auditory mass of sludge. He spent a lot of money on his retarded car stereo system too. Just so that he can listen to mud and vibrate his car to pieces.
The basstard was musically retarded.
by CurvedMirror January 17, 2010
A state of confusion found while looking through your news feed and seeing posts from facebook friends that you can't even remember adding. not remembering why they are connected to you, where they came from, where they live, or in what capacity you've met them in real life.
upon viewing his news feed he sat back bewildered, asking himself “who the hell are all these people? i don't remember any of them!” he realized he was suffering from facebook amnesia.
by CurvedMirror April 17, 2014
by CurvedMirror October 24, 2008
When a skinny teenager wheres super-tight dark coloured pants, more often when wearing a thick jacket, it looks like spider legs.
by CurvedMirror February 11, 2010
what you would call the stages of arousal that happen between two people at the same time, hence the word united.
the presidents of the united states of arousal
we gazed into each other's eyes and could feel each other's united state of arousal.
we gazed into each other's eyes and could feel each other's united state of arousal.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
by CurvedMirror October 24, 2008