Definitions by CurvedMirror
Antiprogressor
Someone who tries to stop the progression and evolution of the human race by urinating on freedoms, destroying equality, pushing their morals on everyone else, going to war, and polluting.
Antiprogressors tend to like to either reuse old ideas that failed years ago or reuse old ideas that worked a thousand years ago but would never work now.
Antiprogressors also tend to always be at war with something (no matter how ridiculous it is). They are often at war with elicit drugs, petty crime, non-existent terrorists, and the scientists/intellectuals who try to evolve and progress the human race.
Basically, a republican or a conservative
Antiprogressors tend to like to either reuse old ideas that failed years ago or reuse old ideas that worked a thousand years ago but would never work now.
Antiprogressors also tend to always be at war with something (no matter how ridiculous it is). They are often at war with elicit drugs, petty crime, non-existent terrorists, and the scientists/intellectuals who try to evolve and progress the human race.
Basically, a republican or a conservative
Stephen Harper is an antiprogressor just like George W.
the corporate behemoth is one of society's antiprogressors.
the corporate behemoth is one of society's antiprogressors.
Antiprogressor by CurvedMirror August 14, 2008
Mush'n'slush
when a woman has had too much sex or too many children. it's basically a very loose vagina. like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
i went home with this milf last night and it was like mush'n'slush
she was disgusting with her gross mush'n'slush
she has a mush'n'slush vagina with beef curtains
she was disgusting with her gross mush'n'slush
she has a mush'n'slush vagina with beef curtains
Mush'n'slush by CurvedMirror August 8, 2008
Gherkinson's Desease
the desease of having a small penis and over-compensating for it with large expensive muscular items such as hummers, trucks bigger than required, big guns, and way too much muscle.
look at that man driving his big expensive souped-up hummer, he must have Gherkinson's Desease.
i have to go pump some more iron because unfortunately i have the gherkinson's desease.
i have to go pump some more iron because unfortunately i have the gherkinson's desease.
Gherkinson's Desease by CurvedMirror July 10, 2008
Jerkypoo
for heterosexuals: the act of a man defecating in a woman's mouth while the woman jerks off the man
for homosexuals: the same act replacing a woman with a man
for homosexuals: the same act replacing a woman with a man
when i walked into Stephen Harper's office i saw him performing the jerkypoo with Peter MacKay
Dick Cheney and his wife perform the jerkypoo every night.
Dick Cheney and his wife perform the jerkypoo every night.
Jerkypoo by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
Gherkinson's Desease
the desease of having a small penis and over-compensating for it with large expensive muscular items such as hummers, trucks bigger than required, big guns, and way too much muscle.
look at that man driving his big expensive souped-up hummer, he must have Gherkinson's Desease.
i have to go pump some more iron because unfortunately i have the gherkinson's desease.
i have to go pump some more iron because unfortunately i have the gherkinson's desease.
Gherkinson's Desease by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
Gherkinoid
Gherkinoid by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008