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Definitions by CurvedMirror

1. when someone is farting they are blowing ass.
2. when something sucks it blows ass.

1. oh shit, cover your noses, i have to blow ass.
2. that fucking blows ass!
blow ass by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

twice the wop 

what everyone calls a local pizza place in waterloo, ontario, canada.....the pizza places is actually called Twice The Deal Pizza, but we call it Twice The Wop....even though they are not italian.....a better name for it would be Twice The Paki.
call twice the wop i want to get the godzilla deal!

you always have to tip the delivery dude when you get pizza through twice the wop or your next pizza will have spit on it.

shit talker 

a window application made for prank calling people.....hella fun to use and call people with.
let's shit-talker that bitch.

we used shit-talker to order a pizza and they couldn't tell at all.

we called the taco bell toll free customer service line with shit talker and complained about finding a pubic hair in our burrito.
shit talker by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
if i eat cheese i will piss out my asshole because i am lactarded.

if you are a lactard, you can still get dairy from yogurt and goat's milk.
Lactard by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Censorshit

the idea that censorship is bullshit....nothing needs to be censored.....if you don't want to watch swearing, violence, or sexual content, DON'T WATCH IT! simple as that.....nobody is making you watch it.....they have disclaimers for a reason....and if you don't want your kids watching that shit, tell your kids what they can and cannot watch.....and if they don't listen to you then you are a bad parent for not teaching your kids to do what you say.
every time i watch tv there's nothing but censorshit everywhere.

that movie sucked because of the censorshit.
Censorshit by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

braidlock 

a hairstyle in which the head is buzzed except for the bangs....the bangs are then braided into 4 or 5 braids that hang over the face.....these braids are often multi-coloured.....this hairstyle is most commonly sported on the musician "starpilot".
that dude's braidlock is hella trippy.

my braidlock keeps getting in my eyes.
braidlock by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008