CurvedMirror's definitions

Puffer

When a woman accidentally farts during intercourse. Not to be confused with a pussy fart, this is an actual flatulent fart.

My girlfriend let out a puffer last night and we had to stop fucking because she couldn't stop laughing about it. She was very embarrassed.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

Fred Durst

What we in the music business call somebody with no talent.

Just ignore him, he's a fred durst.

by CurvedMirror October 24, 2008

Ho Singh Gao

1. a derogatory term for a chinese person.

2. can be used instead of the words "go" or "get"

1. today i saw an old ho singh gao planting his grass seed by seed.

2. let's ho singh gao out of this place.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Sweef Curtains

Sweaty beef curtains.

I would rather stick my face near a donkey's ass than your ugly sweef curtains.

Her oversized pussy lips got sweaty in the afternoon heat....they were sweef curtains.

by CurvedMirror August 18, 2008

sleepytime herb

that special herb that puts you to sleep at night.

i need to buy more sleepytime herb.

put the sleepytime herb into the sleepytime herb case.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Gherkinson's Desease

the desease of having a small penis and over-compensating for it with large expensive muscular items such as hummers, trucks bigger than required, big guns, and way too much muscle.

look at that man driving his big expensive souped-up hummer, he must have Gherkinson's Desease.

i have to go pump some more iron because unfortunately i have the gherkinson's desease.

by CurvedMirror July 10, 2008

kike spike

a regular pair of scissors that can be used for anything.

hey pass me that kike spike i need something to chop up this dope.

my kike spike is very sharp.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008