she sucked me dry because she is such a filatist or filashist
she has oral herpes of the mouth because she is a filatist.
she has oral herpes of the mouth because she is a filatist.
by CurvedMirror July 11, 2008
That girl reads and fucks the bible so much that she must be omnisexual.
Masturbating to pictures of jesus and moses engaging in sexual activities is an omnisexual act.
Masturbating to pictures of jesus and moses engaging in sexual activities is an omnisexual act.
by CurvedMirror July 20, 2008
The noise made by musicians and songwriters who listen linkin park and want to put a bullet through their brains because it is such horrible music.
The radio gave me a bad case of the linkin farts.
linkin park is so horrible they give smart people linkin farts.
linkin park is so horrible they give smart people linkin farts.
by CurvedMirror July 20, 2008
a hairstyle in which the head is shaved instead of the bangs...the bangs are then gelled down into a spike in front of the face.....made what it is by a popular punk rock/horror rock band called the misfits.
my devillock is quite long.
it's not a mohawk, it's a devillock, idiot!
glen danzig from the misfits had a devillock
it's not a mohawk, it's a devillock, idiot!
glen danzig from the misfits had a devillock
by CurvedMirror July 02, 2008
those stupid brightly coloured neon shoes everyone wears...well, not as much anymore....everyone wore them 2 years ago, it was quite the fad.....they are neon rubber shoes that cost $0.50 to make and sold for $50.
look at that....another idiot kid wearing those stupid crocs.
that store is making a killing selling crocs....but boy are they ugly
that store is making a killing selling crocs....but boy are they ugly
by CurvedMirror July 11, 2008
for heterosexuals: the act of a man defecating in a woman's mouth while the woman jerks off the man
for homosexuals: the same act replacing a woman with a man
for homosexuals: the same act replacing a woman with a man
when i walked into Stephen Harper's office i saw him performing the jerkypoo with Peter MacKay
Dick Cheney and his wife perform the jerkypoo every night.
Dick Cheney and his wife perform the jerkypoo every night.
by CurvedMirror July 11, 2008
he performed cunilatio on his hermaphrodite girlboyfriend.
cunilatio requires both types of genitalia to work.
cunilatio requires both types of genitalia to work.
by CurvedMirror July 02, 2008