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Cunilatio

what you would call oral sex with a hermaphrodite,
he performed cunilatio on his hermaphrodite girlboyfriend.

cunilatio requires both types of genitalia to work.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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booster splooge

what i call the juice franchise "booster juice"......booster splooge is the splooge of the yuppie dorks that go to that place.
booster splooge is hella expensive.

let's drink some nerd semen at booster splooge.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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croc whore

a loser who wears crocs religiously. the type of person who gave the middle finger to fashion and decided it was a good idea to buy those ugly shoes and wear them everywhere.
that girl wears crocs all the time....she is a croc whore

that shoe store would turn any bubblegum rich girl into a croc whore.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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cheese

cocaine mixed with baking soda and taken through the sinuses via the nose by snorting.
tonight is going to be a fun night because we have some cheese.

be careful, you don't want to become a cheesehead.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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Fuckmo

anybody who posts things on urban dictionary while not knowing what they are talking about.

ie, thinking avril lavigne started punk or that rock and roll started in the 70s or that the first skinheads were white or that emo doesn't stand for emotional.
that fuckmo thought that ac/dc was the first rock band.

if you think punk was created by any new pop artist of today, you are a fuckmo. punk and pop are opposites....punk rock does not play on the radio, if it did, it wouldn't be punk rock anymore.

i'm tired of these fuckmo little teenyboppers. they should be shot.
by CurvedMirror August 15, 2008
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Jerkypoo

for heterosexuals: the act of a man defecating in a woman's mouth while the woman jerks off the man

for homosexuals: the same act replacing a woman with a man
when i walked into Stephen Harper's office i saw him performing the jerkypoo with Peter MacKay

Dick Cheney and his wife perform the jerkypoo every night.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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noise poozing

the action of taking a sound wave or musical vibration and twisting/warping it into something strange and new.
that ultra-phaser pedal really likes to noise pooze your guitar tone.

try noise poozing the vocal track so it sounds fucked.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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