CurvedMirror's definitions

Twit

A male (usually teenage) who posts girl's names on Urban Dictionary saying they are hot and whatnot.

Damn twits! Wasting my time as an editor! Wasting the Urban Dictionary's bandwidth!

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

Oldschool

Retro. Simple as that.

Oldschool is one of the worst slang terms ever invented. Only retards use that "word". Almost as bad as the word hardcore.

Seriously....when anybody uses the word oldschool they sound like a fucking mongoloid.

Oldschool is a terrible word. Say retro instead.

I happen to be a moron so i use the word oldschool extensively.

by CurvedMirror August 16, 2008

starpilot

a musician from ontario, canada who plays and records crazy music all over canada....has a new cd coming out soon called "bad haircut".

we're going to go see starpilot, it should be a mighty good show and it should be hella trippy.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

infectify

the process of purposely infecting someone else with a virus....see biological warfare

she infectified me on purpose because i wouldn't give her a cigarette.

i am the type of guy who goes to public places hoping to infectify random strangers with my bronchial infection.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Lamebrain

Someone who posts nasty comments about someone they know on Urban Dictionary thinking that it will end up on the site.

Someone who is completely unaware of how unoriginal and lame it is to post negative comments about people they know on Urban Dictionary.

I enjoy editing Urban Dictionary posts but i get frustrated sometimes with the huge amount of lamebrains, twits, and meatheads posting completely useless bullshit. What a waste of my time, their time, and Urban Dictionary's bandwidth.

by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008

Facebook Amnesia

A state of confusion found while looking through your news feed and seeing posts from facebook friends that you can't even remember adding. not remembering why they are connected to you, where they came from, where they live, or in what capacity you've met them in real life.

upon viewing his news feed he sat back bewildered, asking himself “who the hell are all these people? i don't remember any of them!” he realized he was suffering from facebook amnesia.

by CurvedMirror April 17, 2014

Social Media Stockholme Syndrome

It is the condition in which one will complain about social media sites while continuing to use them pretty heavily. The most common social media site to inspire the condition is Facebook.

J: I hate facebook. I hate how it's just a government-spying-corporate-datamining-social-manipulation tool.
Q: Well, then why do you keep checking your news feed, J?

J: Sigh.
Q: Is it possible you've come down with a case of Social Media Stockholme Syndrome?

by CurvedMirror August 5, 2014