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Definitions by CurvedMirror

those stupid brightly coloured neon shoes everyone wears...well, not as much anymore....everyone wore them 2 years ago, it was quite the fad.....they are neon rubber shoes that cost $0.50 to make and sold for $50.
look at that....another idiot kid wearing those stupid crocs.

that store is making a killing selling crocs....but boy are they ugly
croc by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

croc whore 

a loser who wears crocs religiously. the type of person who gave the middle finger to fashion and decided it was a good idea to buy those ugly shoes and wear them everywhere.
that girl wears crocs all the time....she is a croc whore

that shoe store would turn any bubblegum rich girl into a croc whore.
croc whore by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

united states of arousal 

what you would call the stages of arousal that happen between two people at the same time, hence the word united.
the presidents of the united states of arousal

we gazed into each other's eyes and could feel each other's united state of arousal.
also known as a rent-a-cop.

a person with authority like a security guard or by-law officer.....someone with authority, but not that much authority.
the damn piglets come every time i have a party.

the piglet at that club kicked me out for being a drunken idiot.

fuck you piglet scum!
piglet by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

urban pictionary 

urban pictionary has the same rules as regular pictionary except everything you have to draw is from urban dictionary.....every disgusting sex position, every racial slur, every term of endearment and/or pejoraty.
last nite we played a really fun game called urban pictionary and i had to draw a picture of a woman taking a dump on a man's chest.....my girlfriend had to draw a picture of a jew with scissors through his head and my other friend had to draw a picture of ourselves munging.

texican't 

a grossly over-weight Texan with a thick southern drawl, a rifle in his hand, and a bible that he believes every word of yet hasn't read a word of.......he tends to like to go to war, hate homosexuals, demean women, commit verbal hate crimes, and complain about what the queers are doing to the soil.
that god damn texican't is at it again.

you are so dumb you must be a texican't.
texican't by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

cheesehead 

a heavy user of cocaine.....often injects into veins.
he's become such a cheesehead he hasn't slept in months.

she was a cheesehead in high school.
cheesehead by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008