braidlock

a hairstyle in which the head is buzzed except for the bangs....the bangs are then braided into 4 or 5 braids that hang over the face.....these braids are often multi-coloured.....this hairstyle is most commonly sported on the musician "starpilot".

that dude's braidlock is hella trippy.

my braidlock keeps getting in my eyes.

by CurvedMirror July 02, 2008

Gherkinson's Desease

the desease of having a small penis and over-compensating for it with large expensive muscular items such as hummers, trucks bigger than required, big guns, and way too much muscle.

look at that man driving his big expensive souped-up hummer, he must have Gherkinson's Desease.

i have to go pump some more iron because unfortunately i have the gherkinson's desease.

by CurvedMirror July 02, 2008

noise poozing

the action of taking a sound wave or musical vibration and twisting/warping it into something strange and new.

that ultra-phaser pedal really likes to noise pooze your guitar tone.

try noise poozing the vocal track so it sounds fucked.

by CurvedMirror July 02, 2008

Jerkypoo

for heterosexuals: the act of a man defecating in a woman's mouth while the woman jerks off the man

for homosexuals: the same act replacing a woman with a man

when i walked into Stephen Harper's office i saw him performing the jerkypoo with Peter MacKay

Dick Cheney and his wife perform the jerkypoo every night.

by CurvedMirror July 02, 2008

kike spike

a regular pair of scissors that can be used for anything.

hey pass me that kike spike i need something to chop up this dope.

my kike spike is very sharp.

by CurvedMirror July 02, 2008

Gherkinson's Desease

the desease of having a small penis and over-compensating for it with large expensive muscular items such as hummers, trucks bigger than required, big guns, and way too much muscle.

look at that man driving his big expensive souped-up hummer, he must have Gherkinson's Desease.

i have to go pump some more iron because unfortunately i have the gherkinson's desease.

by CurvedMirror July 10, 2008

Fred Durst

What we in the music business call somebody with no talent.

Just ignore him, he's a fred durst.

by CurvedMirror October 24, 2008