Definitions by CurvedMirror

americaned 

1. the act of taking all the life or substance out of an entity.

2. to kill a buzz or be a buzzkill

we americaned the poor bastard and he went out of business.

the cops really americaned us at that party last weekend.

a large oil company americaned that ecosystem by dumping a massive amount of oil into that lake.

americaned by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Gherkinoid 

slang and derogatory term for a race of men with undersized genitalia.

the people in this part of the world are classified as gherkinoids.

Gherkinoid by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Dog 

1. God, an omnipotent and probably fictional being.

oh my dog!

dog dammit!

i believe in dog.

Dog by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

starpilot 

a musician from ontario, canada who plays and records crazy music all over canada....has a new cd coming out soon called "bad haircut".

we're going to go see starpilot, it should be a mighty good show and it should be hella trippy.

starpilot by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

filatist or filashist

a cock-sucker; someone who gives oral sex to men.

she sucked me dry because she is such a filatist or filashist

she has oral herpes of the mouth because she is a filatist.

filatist or filashist by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Cunilatio 

what you would call oral sex with a hermaphrodite,

he performed cunilatio on his hermaphrodite girlboyfriend.

cunilatio requires both types of genitalia to work.

Cunilatio by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

turkeyfucking 

when you light a cigarette off of another lit cigarette it is called turkeyfucking....often done when a lighter, match, or other fire-making device is not present.

i need a lighter, give me your cigarette so i can turkeyfuck mine.

he was outside all day chain-smoking and didn't have a lighter. he was turkeyfucking his cigarettes all day long.

turkeyfucking by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008