CurvedMirror's definitions
the desease of having a small penis and over-compensating for it with large expensive muscular items such as hummers, trucks bigger than required, big guns, and way too much muscle.
look at that man driving his big expensive souped-up hummer, he must have Gherkinson's Desease.
i have to go pump some more iron because unfortunately i have the gherkinson's desease.
i have to go pump some more iron because unfortunately i have the gherkinson's desease.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
Get the Gherkinson's Deseasemug. Someone who tries to stop the progression and evolution of the human race by urinating on freedoms, destroying equality, pushing their morals on everyone else, going to war, and polluting.
Antiprogressors tend to like to either reuse old ideas that failed years ago or reuse old ideas that worked a thousand years ago but would never work now.
Antiprogressors also tend to always be at war with something (no matter how ridiculous it is). They are often at war with elicit drugs, petty crime, non-existent terrorists, and the scientists/intellectuals who try to evolve and progress the human race.
Basically, a republican or a conservative
Antiprogressors tend to like to either reuse old ideas that failed years ago or reuse old ideas that worked a thousand years ago but would never work now.
Antiprogressors also tend to always be at war with something (no matter how ridiculous it is). They are often at war with elicit drugs, petty crime, non-existent terrorists, and the scientists/intellectuals who try to evolve and progress the human race.
Basically, a republican or a conservative
Stephen Harper is an antiprogressor just like George W.
the corporate behemoth is one of society's antiprogressors.
the corporate behemoth is one of society's antiprogressors.
by CurvedMirror August 14, 2008
Get the Antiprogressormug. 
The noise made by musicians and songwriters who listen linkin park and want to put a bullet through their brains because it is such horrible music.
The radio gave me a bad case of the linkin farts.
linkin park is so horrible they give smart people linkin farts.
linkin park is so horrible they give smart people linkin farts.
by CurvedMirror August 16, 2008
Get the Linkin Fartmug. Someone who posts their name on Urban Dictionary followed by a bunch of untruthful egotistical comments. Usually done by cowardly teenage jocks with undersized genitalia.
I'm tired of all those idiotic teenage meathead's posting useless definitions on urban dictionary and wasting the time of it's editors.
by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009
Get the Meatheadmug. A white person (usually suburban) who acts and dresses gangster (black, urban). Usually ends up in jail or getting addicted to crack and has a mental defect that makes him/her like rap music.
Also known as a Wankster
Also known as a Wankster
by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009
Get the Wiggermug. Also known as a Wigger. A white suburban male who dresses "gangster" (black, urban) and listens to rap music due to a neurological defection.
by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009
Get the Wankstermug.