I want to take the bus to British Columbia but unfortunately we have to go through Alberta to get there.
Alberta is ruining Canada.
Hide your dope well, we're entering Alberta.
Alberta is ruining Canada.
Hide your dope well, we're entering Alberta.
by CurvedMirror October 24, 2008
a grossly over-weight Texan with a thick southern drawl, a rifle in his hand, and a bible that he believes every word of yet hasn't read a word of.......he tends to like to go to war, hate homosexuals, demean women, commit verbal hate crimes, and complain about what the queers are doing to the soil.
by CurvedMirror July 02, 2008
let's shit-talker that bitch.
we used shit-talker to order a pizza and they couldn't tell at all.
we called the taco bell toll free customer service line with shit talker and complained about finding a pubic hair in our burrito.
we used shit-talker to order a pizza and they couldn't tell at all.
we called the taco bell toll free customer service line with shit talker and complained about finding a pubic hair in our burrito.
by CurvedMirror July 11, 2008
a party containing Pop, Chips, and Parents.
a party usually held by children or the uncool or christian teens.
a party usually held by children or the uncool or christian teens.
i met this girl and she took me to a PCP party. i was bored as hell and when i said so they had no idea why. when i asked someone if they had some weed they all got up and turned against me because i guess it's a sin. what a bunch of losers!
by CurvedMirror August 18, 2008
a loser who wears crocs religiously. the type of person who gave the middle finger to fashion and decided it was a good idea to buy those ugly shoes and wear them everywhere.
that girl wears crocs all the time....she is a croc whore
that shoe store would turn any bubblegum rich girl into a croc whore.
that shoe store would turn any bubblegum rich girl into a croc whore.
by CurvedMirror July 02, 2008
A Basstard is a douchebag who insists on turning the bass up very high when listening to music. The bass ends up drowning out pretty much everything else in the song and the music basically turns into mud.
What song is that idiot listening to? I can't tell because the bass is too high. what a basstard!
That basstard doesn't even know what he's listening to. It's all just an auditory mass of sludge. He spent a lot of money on his retarded car stereo system too. Just so that he can listen to mud and vibrate his car to pieces.
The basstard was musically retarded.
That basstard doesn't even know what he's listening to. It's all just an auditory mass of sludge. He spent a lot of money on his retarded car stereo system too. Just so that he can listen to mud and vibrate his car to pieces.
The basstard was musically retarded.
by CurvedMirror January 17, 2010
My girlfriend let out a really smelly puffer last night which caused me to lose my erection. It was gross and a total turn-off.
by CurvedMirror October 24, 2008