CurvedMirror's definitions

braidlock

a hairstyle in which the head is buzzed except for the bangs....the bangs are then braided into 4 or 5 braids that hang over the face.....these braids are often multi-coloured.....this hairstyle is most commonly sported on the musician "starpilot".

that dude's braidlock is hella trippy.

my braidlock keeps getting in my eyes.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Gherkinson's Desease

the desease of having a small penis and over-compensating for it with large expensive muscular items such as hummers, trucks bigger than required, big guns, and way too much muscle.

look at that man driving his big expensive souped-up hummer, he must have Gherkinson's Desease.

i have to go pump some more iron because unfortunately i have the gherkinson's desease.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

full bean

to do something at maximum force with minimal care for everyone's well-being.

it's full bean keg season.

we have to race on dead man's curve....full bean.

i'm going full bean tonight.....i'm going to do enough coke to put me in the hospital.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Dog

1. God, an omnipotent and probably fictional being.

oh my dog!

dog dammit!

i believe in dog.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Waterloo

A city in south-western ontario famous for 2 highly acclaimed universities, the blackberry, and killer ganja.

I'm gonna text on my blackberry while smoking a fat spliff on campus. Only in Waterloo.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

cheesehead

a heavy user of cocaine.....often injects into veins.

he's become such a cheesehead he hasn't slept in months.

she was a cheesehead in high school.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Social Media Stockholme Syndrome

It is the condition in which one will complain about social media sites while continuing to use them pretty heavily. The most common social media site to inspire the condition is Facebook.

J: I hate facebook. I hate how it's just a government-spying-corporate-datamining-social-manipulation tool.
Q: Well, then why do you keep checking your news feed, J?

J: Sigh.
Q: Is it possible you've come down with a case of Social Media Stockholme Syndrome?

by CurvedMirror August 5, 2014