a hairstyle in which the head is buzzed except for the bangs....the bangs are then braided into 4 or 5 braids that hang over the face.....these braids are often multi-coloured.....this hairstyle is most commonly sported on the musician "starpilot".
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look at that man driving his big expensive souped-up hummer, he must have Gherkinson's Desease.
i have to go pump some more iron because unfortunately i have the gherkinson's desease.
i have to go pump some more iron because unfortunately i have the gherkinson's desease.
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that ultra-phaser pedal really likes to noise pooze your guitar tone.
try noise poozing the vocal track so it sounds fucked.
try noise poozing the vocal track so it sounds fucked.
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for homosexuals: the same act replacing a woman with a man
for homosexuals: the same act replacing a woman with a man
when i walked into Stephen Harper's office i saw him performing the jerkypoo with Peter MacKay
Dick Cheney and his wife perform the jerkypoo every night.
Dick Cheney and his wife perform the jerkypoo every night.
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That dude is such a beeftard! He does nothing but play sports, fake his way through school, and fuck random skanks.
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