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blow ass

1. when someone is farting they are blowing ass.
2. when something sucks it blows ass.
1. oh shit, cover your noses, i have to blow ass.
2. that fucking blows ass!
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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urban pictionary

urban pictionary has the same rules as regular pictionary except everything you have to draw is from urban dictionary.....every disgusting sex position, every racial slur, every term of endearment and/or pejoraty.
last nite we played a really fun game called urban pictionary and i had to draw a picture of a woman taking a dump on a man's chest.....my girlfriend had to draw a picture of a jew with scissors through his head and my other friend had to draw a picture of ourselves munging.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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Omnisexual

One who is sexually attracted to gods and deities.
That girl reads and fucks the bible so much that she must be omnisexual.

Masturbating to pictures of jesus and moses engaging in sexual activities is an omnisexual act.
by CurvedMirror August 15, 2008
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Lactard

someone who is lactose intolerant is also known as a lactard.
if i eat cheese i will piss out my asshole because i am lactarded.

if you are a lactard, you can still get dairy from yogurt and goat's milk.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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Fuckmo

anybody who posts things on urban dictionary while not knowing what they are talking about.

ie, thinking avril lavigne started punk or that rock and roll started in the 70s or that the first skinheads were white or that emo doesn't stand for emotional.
that fuckmo thought that ac/dc was the first rock band.

if you think punk was created by any new pop artist of today, you are a fuckmo. punk and pop are opposites....punk rock does not play on the radio, if it did, it wouldn't be punk rock anymore.

i'm tired of these fuckmo little teenyboppers. they should be shot.
by CurvedMirror August 15, 2008
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cheese

cocaine mixed with baking soda and taken through the sinuses via the nose by snorting.
tonight is going to be a fun night because we have some cheese.

be careful, you don't want to become a cheesehead.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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croc whore

a loser who wears crocs religiously. the type of person who gave the middle finger to fashion and decided it was a good idea to buy those ugly shoes and wear them everywhere.
that girl wears crocs all the time....she is a croc whore

that shoe store would turn any bubblegum rich girl into a croc whore.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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