Definitions by CurvedMirror

Beeftard 

A typical alpha-male jock usually between the ages of 15 and 25. Usually a conformist with too much testosterone.

That dude is such a beeftard! He does nothing but play sports, fake his way through school, and fuck random skanks.

Beeftard by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008

Lamebrain 

Someone who posts nasty comments about someone they know on Urban Dictionary thinking that it will end up on the site.

Someone who is completely unaware of how unoriginal and lame it is to post negative comments about people they know on Urban Dictionary.

I enjoy editing Urban Dictionary posts but i get frustrated sometimes with the huge amount of lamebrains, twits, and meatheads posting completely useless bullshit. What a waste of my time, their time, and Urban Dictionary's bandwidth.

Lamebrain by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008

Druppy

A dutch candy. It tastes like salty liquorice and is an acquired taste.

Can i have another druppy mummy?

Wow! That druppy is quite salty and liquoricy,

Druppy by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008

Alberta 

The Texas of Canada. Filled with rednecks, oil-tycoons, and socially backward conservatives.

I want to take the bus to British Columbia but unfortunately we have to go through Alberta to get there.

Alberta is ruining Canada.

Hide your dope well, we're entering Alberta.

Alberta by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008

Like An American Election 

Used to describe something that is fake, phony, false, etc.

McDonalds doesn't use real meat in their food, it's like an american election.

Like An American Election by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008

VPILF Loser 

Somebody who posts the acronym VPILF on Urban Dictionary stupidly not realizing that 400 other people have done the same.

Wow...lots of VPILF losers today

VPILF Loser by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008

American Patriot 

An uneducated and ignorant american who thinks his/her country is the best in the world while not knowing anything about any other country.

Those damn american patriots! They wonder why most of the world hates them?

American Patriot by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008