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The Brian Jonestown Massacre 

The Brian Jonestown Massacre (frequently abbreviated as "BJM" or "The BJM") are a neo-psychedelic rock band, founded in San Francisco, California, in the early 1990s, led by Anton Newcombe.

The BJM's music can mostly be described as "neo-psychedelic", since it is generally perceived to be "mind-expanding" music, and because it can be seen as being a "continuation" of music from the 1960s.

The name is an homage to Brian Jones, original lead guitarist for the Rolling Stones.
The Brian Jonestown Massacre is one of the best bands of my generation. Too bad they've never had much commercial success.

Cottage Cheese 

A woman's ass that is large, jiggly, and contains stretch-marks.
That stripper had a bad case of cottage cheese. probably because she eats too much of the stuff.
Cottage Cheese by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009
Starfucks has such awful coffee! it's expensive and it tastes like sewage.
Starfucks by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

Profanitarian

One who is strongly offended by obscene, blasphemous, or vulgar language.
Stop being such a fucking profanitarian you vaginal-discharge spewing horse vagina!
Profanitarian by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

Hockey Hair

Wow, that's some ugly looking hockey hair!
Hockey Hair by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

Talking To Americans 

A reoccurring segment on the Canadian political/social satire television show "This Hour Has 22 Minutes". In this segment, Rick Mercer talks to Americans and proves to us all how uneducated, ignorant, and utterly stupid many americans are.
Did you see talking to americans last night? Rick Mercer proved once again that many americans are completely unaware of the world outside of the U.S.A.

Urban Dictionary Editor Apathy Syndrome (UDEAS) 

This occurs while someone has been editing urban dictionary posts for a couple of hours and starts to get annoyed about how many idiotic people post redundant uncreative unoriginal definitions.
i've got a case of urban dictionary editor apathy syndrome (UDEAS) and i think i need to take a break.