CurvedMirror's definitions

piglet

also known as a rent-a-cop.

a person with authority like a security guard or by-law officer.....someone with authority, but not that much authority.

the damn piglets come every time i have a party.

the piglet at that club kicked me out for being a drunken idiot.

fuck you piglet scum!

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Wankster

Also known as a Wigger. A white suburban male who dresses "gangster" (black, urban) and listens to rap music due to a neurological defection.

That wankster thinks he's so tough.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

Swamel Toe

Sweaty camel toe.

Her crotch was wet and i could see her swamel toe.

by CurvedMirror August 18, 2008

advershizement

a really shitty advertisement that was made to annoy you and grab your attention.

while watching TV i manage to take in a lot of advershizement.

if you are smart, you won't get sucked into advershizement.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Like An American Election

Phrase used to describe something that is fake, fraudulent, bogus, inauthentic, phony, etc.

Her tits were so big i swear they are like an american election.

Avril Lavigne is not punk, she is like an american election.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

cerebral celestia

the part of your brain that comes up with ideas while you are on hallucinogenic drugs.

i can feel the sunshine dance and play upon my cerebral celestia.

he smoked a joint so he could increase the power of his cerebral celestia.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

croc

those stupid brightly coloured neon shoes everyone wears...well, not as much anymore....everyone wore them 2 years ago, it was quite the fad.....they are neon rubber shoes that cost $0.50 to make and sold for $50.

look at that....another idiot kid wearing those stupid crocs.

that store is making a killing selling crocs....but boy are they ugly

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008