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American Weed

Overpriced crap-quality marijuana that is usually very leafy and lacks in potency.
Got anything that isn't shitty american weed?

Fuck, i'm tired of smoking this shitty american weed?

Why can't americans grow good dope?

The american drug war has caused american pot do be very shitty and almost useless to a toker from canada. Plus, it's waaaay overpriced. You might as well smoke dried leaves because it's practically the same thing.
by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008
mugGet the American Weedmug.

Hockey Hair

Wow, that's some ugly looking hockey hair!
by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009
mugGet the Hockey Hairmug.

Antiprogressor

Someone who tries to stop the progression and evolution of the human race by urinating on freedoms, destroying equality, pushing their morals on everyone else, going to war, and polluting.

Antiprogressors tend to like to either reuse old ideas that failed years ago or reuse old ideas that worked a thousand years ago but would never work now.

Antiprogressors also tend to always be at war with something (no matter how ridiculous it is). They are often at war with elicit drugs, petty crime, non-existent terrorists, and the scientists/intellectuals who try to evolve and progress the human race.

Basically, a republican or a conservative
Stephen Harper is an antiprogressor just like George W.

the corporate behemoth is one of society's antiprogressors.
by CurvedMirror August 14, 2008
mugGet the Antiprogressormug.

devillock

a hairstyle in which the head is shaved instead of the bangs...the bangs are then gelled down into a spike in front of the face.....made what it is by a popular punk rock/horror rock band called the misfits.
my devillock is quite long.

it's not a mohawk, it's a devillock, idiot!

glen danzig from the misfits had a devillock
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
mugGet the devillockmug.

Swamel Toe

Her crotch was wet and i could see her swamel toe.
by CurvedMirror August 18, 2008
mugGet the Swamel Toemug.

Cottage Cheese

A woman's ass that is large, jiggly, and contains stretch-marks.
That stripper had a bad case of cottage cheese. probably because she eats too much of the stuff.
by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009
mugGet the Cottage Cheesemug.

sleepytime herb

that special herb that puts you to sleep at night.
i need to buy more sleepytime herb.

put the sleepytime herb into the sleepytime herb case.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
mugGet the sleepytime herbmug.

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