Lactard

someone who is lactose intolerant is also known as a lactard.
if i eat cheese i will piss out my asshole because i am lactarded.

if you are a lactard, you can still get dairy from yogurt and goat's milk.
by CurvedMirror July 02, 2008
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blow ass

1. when someone is farting they are blowing ass.
2. when something sucks it blows ass.
1. oh shit, cover your noses, i have to blow ass.
2. that fucking blows ass!
by CurvedMirror July 02, 2008
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Like An American Election

Phrase used to describe something that is fake, fraudulent, bogus, inauthentic, phony, etc.
Her tits were so big i swear they are like an american election.

Avril Lavigne is not punk, she is like an american election.
by CurvedMirror March 01, 2009
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twice the wop

what everyone calls a local pizza place in waterloo, ontario, canada.....the pizza places is actually called Twice The Deal Pizza, but we call it Twice The Wop....even though they are not italian.....a better name for it would be Twice The Paki.
call twice the wop i want to get the godzilla deal!

you always have to tip the delivery dude when you get pizza through twice the wop or your next pizza will have spit on it.
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cerebral celestia

the part of your brain that comes up with ideas while you are on hallucinogenic drugs.
i can feel the sunshine dance and play upon my cerebral celestia.

he smoked a joint so he could increase the power of his cerebral celestia.
by CurvedMirror July 02, 2008
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Spink

A person of a mixed chinese/mexican decent. basically a spik + a chink.

Caution: this is a derogatory term and could spread vibrations of hate.
you have the beautiful face of a spink.

shutup you spink!

that spink wouldn't leave me alone.
by CurvedMirror August 14, 2008
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push-over

someone who is easily whipped into doing something he/she does not want to do.
she lent him even more money just because he told her to? she is such a push-over.

she tells him to do everything and he does it, he is a push-over.
by CurvedMirror July 02, 2008
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