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Starfucks

Starfucks has such awful coffee! it's expensive and it tastes like sewage.
by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009
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nippermart

a chinese-run convenience store.
i have to purchase some smokes at the nippermart.

she was caught stealing candy from the local nippermart.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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americaned

1. the act of taking all the life or substance out of an entity.

2. to kill a buzz or be a buzzkill
we americaned the poor bastard and he went out of business.

the cops really americaned us at that party last weekend.

a large oil company americaned that ecosystem by dumping a massive amount of oil into that lake.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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turkeyfucking

when you light a cigarette off of another lit cigarette it is called turkeyfucking....often done when a lighter, match, or other fire-making device is not present.
i need a lighter, give me your cigarette so i can turkeyfuck mine.

he was outside all day chain-smoking and didn't have a lighter. he was turkeyfucking his cigarettes all day long.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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Antiprogressor

Someone who tries to stop the progression and evolution of the human race by urinating on freedoms, destroying equality, pushing their morals on everyone else, going to war, and polluting.

Antiprogressors tend to like to either reuse old ideas that failed years ago or reuse old ideas that worked a thousand years ago but would never work now.

Antiprogressors also tend to always be at war with something (no matter how ridiculous it is). They are often at war with elicit drugs, petty crime, non-existent terrorists, and the scientists/intellectuals who try to evolve and progress the human race.

Basically, a republican or a conservative
Stephen Harper is an antiprogressor just like George W.

the corporate behemoth is one of society's antiprogressors.
by CurvedMirror August 14, 2008
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Hockey Hair

Wow, that's some ugly looking hockey hair!
by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009
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The Brian Jonestown Massacre

The Brian Jonestown Massacre (frequently abbreviated as "BJM" or "The BJM") are a neo-psychedelic rock band, founded in San Francisco, California, in the early 1990s, led by Anton Newcombe.

The BJM's music can mostly be described as "neo-psychedelic", since it is generally perceived to be "mind-expanding" music, and because it can be seen as being a "continuation" of music from the 1960s.

The name is an homage to Brian Jones, original lead guitarist for the Rolling Stones.
The Brian Jonestown Massacre is one of the best bands of my generation. Too bad they've never had much commercial success.
by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009
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