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spew

-Verb- Inadvertent and forceful ejection of mostly unpleasant liquid substance.
I ate a Habenero chile that was so hot, I quickly grabbed the nearest liquid, which was being used an ash tray. It spewed back up instantly
by CunningLinguist January 28, 2005
mugGet the spewmug.

wilky button

1) On a whole chicken frier, it is the flap of fat that covers the ass of the chicken.
As kids we use to fight over who got the wilky button.
by cunninglinguist April 27, 2005
mugGet the wilky buttonmug.

kilt

Noun.
1. A knee-length wrap skirt with vertical knife pleats on the sides and back made from a tartan woolen cloth and traditionally worn by men of the Scottish Highlands. (Traditional usage)

2. A skirt similar to the traditional Scottish kilt, and may have differing properties such as a solid color, non-tartan patterns, having pleats all around, or varying overall lengths. Generally associated with being worn by men and boys, but is sometimes worn by women and girls. (More common usage)

3. Any other type of skirt sold as a kilt, or a skirt worn by men. (Most liberal interpretation)

Verb.
1. To tuck up or gather into pleats, as in making a kilt.

2. To wear or equip with a kilt.

A kilt is a man's skirt and traditionally a masculine garment. Despite this and because most types of skirts in western culture are worn by women, it causes great anxiety and insecurity amongst individuals of both genders including some men who wear kilts and some men who don't like kilts.

Some men who don't wear kilts can bequite hostile towards, and question the masculinity of, male kilt wearers. They credential their own manliness by trying to diminish the manhood of others. They may also feel threatened by the self-confidence of a man who wears a kilt, and jealousy because of the appeal it has with some women who themselves don't find it threatening. Though they are often very homophobic towards kilt wearers, they are ironically quite familiar with unusal and scatological sexual acts between men.

Some men who do wear kilts try diligently to convince themselves and others that a kilt isn't a skirt. Some kilted men feel injured and angered by others who refer to their kilts as skirts. Such a man may even suggest severe permanent injury to anyone who dares realize that a kilt is a skirt.

Both extreme reactions may be caused by insecurity in one's own masculinity.
About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
...
And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

Real men wear Kilts...lesser men can't handle it
by CunningLinguist April 11, 2005
mugGet the kiltmug.

tragedy

When a once attractive and voluptuous woman gets a breast reduction and now just looks fat.
What a TRAGEDY! Liz used to be a buxom, blue-eyed blond that I loved to titty-fuck....but then she got a breast reduction and now all I want to do is play hide-and-seek in the folds of her stomach.
by cunninglinguist March 17, 2004
mugGet the tragedymug.

nobody

1) To be an unknown person in reference.
2) Everyone in an unfamiliar crowd.
3) The responsible party to all unwitnessed damage occurring when only children were present.
4) To do nothing, say nothing, to be nothing, to not exist.
1-He was nobody to me.
2-They were nobody special to us.
3-Who broke the window? Nobody!
4-Impossible if you're alive.
by cunninglinguist May 3, 2005
mugGet the nobodymug.

panty waste

1) The dried crusty mucus secretion left in girls and women's undergarments, usually resulting from excessive stimulation of the vaginal area. Also known as "clitty litter".
2) A sissified boy who is afraid of getting hurt and will run away from confrontation.
see also - pussy, wussy, chicken shit
You should'a seen all the panty waste Mary left in her panties after I finger banged her.
by cunninglinguist April 25, 2005
mugGet the panty wastemug.

brown bag

Copulation with a member of the opposite sex facilitated by placing a grocery bag over their head, usually because they have a bangin bod, but a busted grill.
guy1: Damn dude! Check out that ass!
guy2: *whistles*
*hottie turns around, acne all over*
both in unison: Aww...damn!
guy1: Well, I'd still brown bag her.
guy2: *nods while shaking head*
by CunningLinguist March 25, 2004
mugGet the brown bagmug.

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