juice

1) n. The pulpy content of most fruits or vegetables when squeezed under sufficient pressure to extract it.
2) sl. The stamina or energy contained in the human spirit, extracted when under sufficient pressure.
3) v. The act of extraction from succulent fruits, vegetables, or human spirit.
1- Orange juice, pineapple, tomato, lemon
2- He relied on his juice to help.
3- see 2 above
by cunninglinguist May 11, 2005
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tart

Any female who can make "pigtails" look like the sexiest thing on earth.
The Tort Court reporter is a Cute Court Tart
by CunningLinguist January 23, 2005
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religion

Its what GAWD used to get Jesus, his only son, to DiE liKe A MAn, on the cROsS oF CruCIfiCtIOn....
..."But Pop, I'm gettin' all this pussy and I would really rather not die now. Whats that? You say its for religion, well dang, why didn't you just say so. Sunday cool for you?"
by CunningLinguist January 05, 2005
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snail trail

The infamous "Snail trail" or more acurately, the avoidance of said trail, is why GaWd gave women legs...
Adam: "Oh Eve, why I havent slipped in a snail trail since you got way taller."
Eve: "Yes, and now I can reach those apples."
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spew

-Verb- Inadvertent and forceful ejection of mostly unpleasant liquid substance.
I ate a Habenero chile that was so hot, I quickly grabbed the nearest liquid, which was being used an ash tray. It spewed back up instantly
by CunningLinguist January 28, 2005
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cock

Its what whores abuse in order to support themselves. Also, a fully mature male chicken; not a pullet...
"A Cock you dude'll do, for a buck buck buck or two!" said street corner Sally to the lay person...

"Cockadoodle doo!" bellowed the cock as his hens replied "buck buck buck"
by CunningLinguist February 13, 2005
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scrote

-noun- Literally short for scrotum. When a person, usually a male, is so useless and insignificant that they do not deserve the tiny effort it takes to spit out a second offensive syllable; less than a scrotum.
"just say no to crack" was all I could think of as I watched that snivelling scrote crawl the room on his hands and knees looking for a rock....
by CunningLinguist January 05, 2005
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