Cummy worm's definitions

anxiarrhea

Extreme anxiety experienced by a person, causing unexpected amounts of diarrhea.

The coffee I drank this morning, mixed with my worries of the final exam, gave me a bad case of anxiarrhea.

by Cummy worm December 12, 2012

Chevrolet Cruze

A brand new compact sedan made by the Chevrolet division of General Motors, designed for MY 2011. It really makes up for the shittard Chevy Cobalt, which had a crappy interior. Similar to the Cobalt, the Cruze gets 36 mpg highway, a lot like the Cobalt's 37. Originally it was also the Holden Cruze sold in Australia and Asia, but imported into the United States in 2010.

Impressive! The Chevrolet Cruze in one sexy car, getting SO much mpg on the highway!!

by Cummy worm November 30, 2010

dirty sanchez

A really hairy mustache.

George's dirty sanchez is getting bigger.

by Cummy worm October 29, 2010

poop sauce

Diarrhea that you have just before going to bed, or in the middle of the night.

I just couldn't get to sleep last night! It was like 1 a.m. and I finally could relax after I had poop sauce.

by Cummy worm June 28, 2012

masturbate

What you do while lying in bed.

While listening to the radio, a song gave me a boner, so I began to masturbate.

by Cummy worm August 18, 2010

automo-fellatio

What they refer to in the Kings of Leon song "Sex on Fire"

The dark of the alley/The breaking of day/The head while I'm driving/I'm driving

If you listen closely front singer Caleb Followill says "head while I'm driving", referring to automo-fellatio.

by Cummy worm August 12, 2010

Hungarian mudslide

A sex act. It involves 2 ladies and 1 guy. Step 1: Lady #1 gives the guy a blowjob, while the guy shits in the second lady's mouth. Step 2: Lady #2 gets sick and takes a diarrhea dump on the guy's chest. The shit should flow down the guy's chest, and it should drench his genitals at the same time the guy ejaculates in Lady #1's throat. The shit/cum taste is reminiscent of the Irish alcoholic drink mudslide, only it's 100% natural man cream instead of Irish cream, and diarrhea instead of kahlua.

I'd love a Hungarian Mudslide tonight.

by Cummy worm August 12, 2010