masturbate

What you do while lying in bed.

While listening to the radio, a song gave me a boner, so I began to masturbate.

by Cummy worm August 18, 2010

dirty sanchez

A really hairy mustache.

George's dirty sanchez is getting bigger.

by Cummy worm October 29, 2010

toothpaste hangover

The effect on you after you brush your teeth, and food and drinks taste disgusting.

Can we eat as soon as my toothpaste hangover goes away?

by Cummy worm July 04, 2011

shock site

A website that tricks the user into doing something (usually by creating a fake link), but when the user visits the site, the site just shows them something gross, perverted, or just plain stupid.

Some examples of shock sites are www.lemonparty.org, 2 Girls 1 Cup, www.k-k-k.com, pain olympics, and 1 man 1 jar. I have to admit though, when I think of them, I laugh so hard my heart hurts!!!!!!!! XD

by Cummy worm February 28, 2011

Chevrolet Cruze

A brand new compact sedan made by the Chevrolet division of General Motors, designed for MY 2011. It really makes up for the shittard Chevy Cobalt, which had a crappy interior. Similar to the Cobalt, the Cruze gets 36 mpg highway, a lot like the Cobalt's 37. Originally it was also the Holden Cruze sold in Australia and Asia, but imported into the United States in 2010.

Impressive! The Chevrolet Cruze in one sexy car, getting SO much mpg on the highway!!

by Cummy worm November 30, 2010

poop sauce

Diarrhea that you have just before going to bed, or in the middle of the night.

I just couldn't get to sleep last night! It was like 1 a.m. and I finally could relax after I had poop sauce.

by Cummy worm June 28, 2012

The Lazy Song

The funniest single Bruno Mars has ever written.

I'm gonna kick my feet up, then stare at the fan/Turn the TV on/throw my hand in my pants

(Another part)

I'll just strut in my birthday suit, and let everything hang loose...

(The Lazy Song)

by Cummy worm June 16, 2011