52 definitions by Cummy worm
My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high/The only problem was, my English teacher was a guy/I smacked him in the face with an eraser/Chased him with a stapler/And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers/Walk in the strip club/Got my jacket zipped up/Bless the bartender/Stuck my dick in her tip cup
(My Name Is...)
(My Name Is...)
by Cummy worm November 30, 2010
A cliche originating in the United States, it is most commonly used during a moment of silence, typically to lighten up the mood or just grab someone's attention (with total and utter randomness).
(Two people are sitting on the couch and not socializing with each other whatsoever.)
Person 1: I like pie!
Person 2: Me too.
Person 1: I like pie!
Person 2: Me too.
by Cummy worm December 27, 2011
I'm gonna kick my feet up, then stare at the fan/Turn the TV on/throw my hand in my pants
(Another part)
I'll just strut in my birthday suit, and let everything hang loose...
(The Lazy Song)
(Another part)
I'll just strut in my birthday suit, and let everything hang loose...
(The Lazy Song)
by Cummy worm June 17, 2011
During the 1900s, a group of Chinese men that engaged in the art of removinging their penises, for the hope that they would they would live an unsexual life. In hope that no one would even see their small penises.
by Cummy worm April 14, 2011
When you're on the toilet taking a shit, and you pick up that huge cup-shaped thing filled with water, wash your ass with it, and the water floods over the toilet, infested with ass juice.
by Cummy worm October 29, 2010
A sex act. It involves 2 ladies and 1 guy. Step 1: Lady #1 gives the guy a blowjob, while the guy shits in the second lady's mouth. Step 2: Lady #2 gets sick and takes a diarrhea dump on the guy's chest. The shit should flow down the guy's chest, and it should drench his genitals at the same time the guy ejaculates in Lady #1's throat. The shit/cum taste is reminiscent of the Irish alcoholic drink mudslide, only it's 100% natural man cream instead of Irish cream, and diarrhea instead of kahlua.
by Cummy worm August 12, 2010
Past tense of shit
by Cummy worm July 28, 2011