cum

1. Synonym for orgasm
2. How weird and lazy people say "come".
3. The secret ingredient for a big mac.
1. I made cum in my pants!
2. Cum 2 my house!
3. I just love the cum in my big mac!
by Cummy worm December 05, 2010
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dingleberry

A DRIED UP CLUMP OF SHIT HANGING FROM YOUR ASS HAIR!!!
Don't you hate it when you're on vacation, and on the way you get a dingleberry? And there's no rest stop? And you have to snip off your shit on the side of the highway?
by Cummy worm August 10, 2010
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It Wasn't Me

A hilarious 2000 reggae fusion song by Shaggy featuring RikRok.
Picture this, we were both butt-naked, bangin' on the bathroom floor... But she caught me on the counter (it wasn't me)/Saw me bangin' on the sofa (it wasn't me)/I even had her in the shower...(it wasn't me)/She even caught me on camera! (it wasn't me)

(It Wasn't Me)

WTF??? Shaggy is such a pervert!!!
by Cummy worm December 09, 2010
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Hungarian mudslide

A sex act. It involves 2 ladies and 1 guy. Step 1: Lady #1 gives the guy a blowjob, while the guy shits in the second lady's mouth. Step 2: Lady #2 gets sick and takes a diarrhea dump on the guy's chest. The shit should flow down the guy's chest, and it should drench his genitals at the same time the guy ejaculates in Lady #1's throat. The shit/cum taste is reminiscent of the Irish alcoholic drink mudslide, only it's 100% natural man cream instead of Irish cream, and diarrhea instead of kahlua.
by Cummy worm August 12, 2010
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porn

Something so evil it can greatly harm your electronic device.
How does George-Alec download all that porn on his iPhone?!?
by Cummy worm November 08, 2010
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tidelan

During the 1900s, a group of Chinese men that engaged in the art of removinging their penises, for the hope that they would they would live an unsexual life. In hope that no one would even see their small penises.
tidelan penis small
by Cummy worm May 03, 2011
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blowjob

To put your mouth on someone's dick and suck and lick until you gag. Eventually they will reach orgasm and their cum will fill up your mouth.
I got a blowjob.
by Cummy worm November 13, 2010
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