Make sure you never take your wife to a football game trust me it'll be the last time you'll see her yes he has stole my last 37 wives and no I am not a fuckboy just a player like the man himself torin Jackson hawked
by Cummins cider April 21, 2017
by Cummins cider April 21, 2017
Daniel davey is a sound guy and is very random they tend to be very good at video games and can steal your ice in seconds
by Cummins cider April 21, 2017
by Cummins cider April 21, 2017
by Cummins cider April 21, 2017
A red banana is where a man sticks his dick in a woman's vagina while she's on her period and when he pulls out his dick stains red
by Cummins cider April 21, 2017
Liam harris is the definition of a squeaky cunt that is extremely obese and has mad obsession for the 4ft blonde haired girls when he can't get into is baked beans tin or his pizza isn't here yet he decides to start crying I'd be careful when you sleep at night because he tends to hide under your bed pulls your trousers down and mutters "if I can't get Megan I might aswell turn gay"
by Cummins cider April 21, 2017