14 definitions by Cummins cider

Make sure you never take your wife to a football game trust me it'll be the last time you'll see her yes he has stole my last 37 wives and no I am not a fuckboy just a player like the man himself torin Jackson hawked
by Cummins cider April 22, 2017
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A red banana is where a man sticks his dick in a woman's vagina while she's on her period and when he pulls out his dick stains red
He pulled out to see he had a red banana
by Cummins cider April 22, 2017
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The type of nice guy everybody wants to be they tend to bring all there girls into arguments and have 9cm finger they also tend to use the quote "I give up on relationships"
That person is being an Owen Bullas
by Cummins cider April 21, 2017
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Right I'm going to tell you this straight to not end up like this ginger he has a very bad reputation for threatening to beg people for a game of FIFA he got pied off my a girl and now he gets vexed when you mention it he also a chicken legs so don't be surprised if you hear him go bark bark now and again
Don't be Morgan Hallam please I'm begging you
by Cummins cider April 22, 2017
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Daniel davey is a sound guy and is very random they tend to be very good at video games and can steal your ice in seconds
by Cummins cider April 21, 2017
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