CrotchGourmet's definitions

nymphore

Noun: A nymphore is ho, sugar baby, escort or prostitute that loves her work. The word is a portmanteau of nymphomaniac (a girl that needs constant sexual attention) and whore (a sex worker). Nymphomaniac + Whore = Nymphore.
Verb: To nymphore is to work at one's sex work job that one loves

Audrey's boyfriend can't keep up with sexual needs, so he sends the little nymphore over to his wealthiest friends' homes to nymphore her out and supplement the household income.

by CrotchGourmet October 1, 2023

Unjoyment

Unjoyment describes the activities and feelings of watching screens for many hours per day, or doing some other activity that does not require real mental activity and involvement, because the watcher doesn't do things that create real joy and enjoyment. Video games, watching stuff, etc. has been the go to pass time of kids starting in the 1950s with the advent of the first black and white TVs and broadcasting networks. It's a mind trap in most cases because it dulls the brain insidiously and prevents you from having greater fun and enjoyment. In his 1964 pioneering study of media theory, Understanding Media: The Extensions of Man, Marshall McLuhan invented the now-ubiquitous the phrase, "the medium is the message", meaning the media itself is more important in its effects than the content it presents. His distinction between "hot media" and "cold media" proposes that the more all-inclusive the content, the less viewer participation, creativity and actual involvement is needed. He would then see a movie as the ultimate in hot media, completely enveloping the viewer in all senses, in a darkened room. Although he though TV to be a cold media, today's screens, including high definition, digital sound, ear buds, etc. seem just about as hot as a movie, and in fact movies are watched on cell phones.

Those kids may be out to dinner with their parents, but they're just sitting there with their phones in complete Unjoyment.

by CrotchGourmet July 29, 2022

Digital Junk

Genitalia pictures on the internet or via text or other social media. Abbreviated: DJ

Send her your unrequested Digital Junk turns your social media into anti-social media.

by CrotchGourmet December 17, 2022

subly

Acting in the manner of a sub or submissive in the context of BDSM.

Please accept my subly admiration.

by CrotchGourmet May 2, 2022

Dead Stream

A Dead Stream is a funeral service, burial or cremation being captured and viewed remotely using video. It can also be applied to any other activity involving death, such as embalming or even the dressing and makeup applied to a corpse.

Most of us stay at home and Dead Stream Aunt Millie's funeral because they only allowed 5 people in the chapel.

by CrotchGourmet May 2, 2020

fetophile

Someone sexually attracted to those with fetishes.

Sally is such a fetophile; she never dates normal guys, only the ones that want to degrade, bite or bruise her.

by CrotchGourmet February 11, 2020

Facial Frottage

Rubbing a dick on someone's face. Frottage means sexual rubbing. This is specifically facial sexual rubbing.

While he was giving her facial frottage, Debbie let her BF finally slip it between her lips.

by CrotchGourmet October 9, 2021