A Dead Stream is a very small quantity of urine, either a small amount, a weak stream, or completely unable to piss. A symptom of prostate enlargement blocking the flow or urine out of the bladder and in the urethra, a/k/a benign prostatic hypertrophy.
The line for the men's room was all the way down the hall because of all the Dead Stream geezers standing in front of the urinals and not able to pee hardly anything anything at all.
by CrotchGourmet May 02, 2020
Reclaim Sex is what you call sex with your regular partner when one of you has hurt the other by having sex with someone else. It means to reclaim the feelings between you in the relationship. Similar to Makeup Sex.
I thought I'd be OK with Joey banging that hoe from the bar, but it got to me and really needed some Reclaim Sex when he came home at 3 am with the lipstick and beer and sex sweat smell all over him.
by CrotchGourmet June 19, 2023
In the manner of a Dom, Domme, or dominant in a BDSM context. Most often used as an adjective modifying Dom or as a compound word with Dom, as in Domly Dom. The opposite of subly.
by CrotchGourmet May 02, 2022
Sally is such a fetophile; she never dates normal guys, only the ones that want to degrade, bite or bruise her.
by CrotchGourmet February 11, 2020
Rubbing a dick on someone's face. Frottage means sexual rubbing. This is specifically facial sexual rubbing.
by CrotchGourmet October 09, 2021
Any sort of unrequested email, text or other social media communication, especially sexually-oriented messages or containing pictures of genitalia on the internet. Abbreviated: DJM
Sending Digital Junk Mail turns your social media into anti-social media especially when it contains pictures of genitalia.
by CrotchGourmet December 17, 2022
by CrotchGourmet December 17, 2022