Definitions by CrotchGourmet
Domly
In the manner of a Dom, Domme, or dominant in a BDSM context. Most often used as an adjective modifying Dom or as a compound word with Dom, as in Domly Dom. The opposite of subly.
Domly by CrotchGourmet May 2, 2022
Spear the Starfish
To Spear the Starfish, Starfish Spear someone, or Starfish Spearing is the act of inserting one's tongue in the starfish or anus of a partner, best done as a surprise when they are not expecting it. Beyond rimming and beyond merely starfish kissing, but actually inserting the tongue. Works best when you first relax the sphincter, perhaps by digital manipulation, so that it gapes, then pulling the ass cheeks apart as far as possible, allowing the entire tongue to slide in and out. For the partner with the tongue, if squeamish, give prior repeated enemas, porn movie style, until the liquid runs clear.
Not to be confused with a Starfish, which is a lifeless sex partner that just lays there like a starfish, or the opposite, the extremely active slut who takes five dicks simultaneously, like a 5-armed starfish, one each in the ass, vagina, mouth and one in each hand jerking off those two guys.
Not to be confused with a Starfish, which is a lifeless sex partner that just lays there like a starfish, or the opposite, the extremely active slut who takes five dicks simultaneously, like a 5-armed starfish, one each in the ass, vagina, mouth and one in each hand jerking off those two guys.
She never expected it, as I was flogging her on the spanking bench, her but cheeks spread wide, when I leaned in and deep to Spear the Starfish.
Spear the Starfish by CrotchGourmet March 15, 2022
Facial Frottage
Rubbing a dick on someone's face. Frottage means sexual rubbing. This is specifically facial sexual rubbing.
Facial Frottage by CrotchGourmet October 9, 2021
MOWD
1. (noun) Medium Old White Dick. The average size penis of an old white male.
2. (noun) Medium Old White Dick. An old white male who has an average size penis.
3. (verb) To fuck or be fucked by an old white male who has an average size penis.
2. (noun) Medium Old White Dick. An old white male who has an average size penis.
3. (verb) To fuck or be fucked by an old white male who has an average size penis.
MOWD by CrotchGourmet October 12, 2020
Dead Stream
A Dead Stream is a funeral service, burial or cremation being captured and viewed remotely using video. It can also be applied to any other activity involving death, such as embalming or even the dressing and makeup applied to a corpse.
Most of us stay at home and Dead Stream Aunt Millie's funeral because they only allowed 5 people in the chapel.
Dead Stream by CrotchGourmet May 2, 2020
Dead Stream
A Dead Stream is a very small quantity of urine, either a small amount, a weak stream, or completely unable to piss. A symptom of prostate enlargement blocking the flow or urine out of the bladder and in the urethra, a/k/a benign prostatic hypertrophy.
The line for the men's room was all the way down the hall because of all the Dead Stream geezers standing in front of the urinals and not able to pee hardly anything anything at all.
Dead Stream by CrotchGourmet May 2, 2020