A Dead Stream is a very small quantity of urine, either a small amount, a weak stream, or completely unable to piss. A symptom of prostate enlargement blocking the flow or urine out of the bladder and in the urethra, a/k/a benign prostatic hypertrophy.
The line for the men's room was all the way down the hall because of all the Dead Stream geezers standing in front of the urinals and not able to pee hardly anything anything at all.
by CrotchGourmet May 2, 2020
Get the Dead Streammug. Reclaim Sex is what you call sex with your regular partner when one of you has hurt the other by having sex with someone else. It means to reclaim the feelings between you in the relationship. Similar to Makeup Sex.
I thought I'd be OK with Joey banging that hoe from the bar, but it got to me and really needed some Reclaim Sex when he came home at 3 am with the lipstick and beer and sex sweat smell all over him.
by CrotchGourmet June 19, 2023
Get the Reclaim Sexmug. Noun: A nymphore is ho, sugar baby, escort or prostitute that loves her work. The word is a portmanteau of nymphomaniac (a girl that needs constant sexual attention) and whore (a sex worker). Nymphomaniac + Whore = Nymphore.
Verb: To nymphore is to work at one's sex work job that one loves
Verb: To nymphore is to work at one's sex work job that one loves
Audrey's boyfriend can't keep up with sexual needs, so he sends the little nymphore over to his wealthiest friends' homes to nymphore her out and supplement the household income.
by CrotchGourmet October 1, 2023
Get the nymphoremug. Unjoyment describes the activities and feelings of watching screens for many hours per day, or doing some other activity that does not require real mental activity and involvement, because the watcher doesn't do things that create real joy and enjoyment. Video games, watching stuff, etc. has been the go to pass time of kids starting in the 1950s with the advent of the first black and white TVs and broadcasting networks. It's a mind trap in most cases because it dulls the brain insidiously and prevents you from having greater fun and enjoyment. In his 1964 pioneering study of media theory, Understanding Media: The Extensions of Man, Marshall McLuhan invented the now-ubiquitous the phrase, "the medium is the message", meaning the media itself is more important in its effects than the content it presents. His distinction between "hot media" and "cold media" proposes that the more all-inclusive the content, the less viewer participation, creativity and actual involvement is needed. He would then see a movie as the ultimate in hot media, completely enveloping the viewer in all senses, in a darkened room. Although he though TV to be a cold media, today's screens, including high definition, digital sound, ear buds, etc. seem just about as hot as a movie, and in fact movies are watched on cell phones.
Those kids may be out to dinner with their parents, but they're just sitting there with their phones in complete Unjoyment.
by CrotchGourmet July 29, 2022
Get the Unjoymentmug. by CrotchGourmet December 17, 2022
Get the Digital Junkmug. A Dead Stream is a funeral service, burial or cremation being captured and viewed remotely using video. It can also be applied to any other activity involving death, such as embalming or even the dressing and makeup applied to a corpse.
Most of us stay at home and Dead Stream Aunt Millie's funeral because they only allowed 5 people in the chapel.
by CrotchGourmet May 2, 2020
Get the Dead Streammug. Sally is such a fetophile; she never dates normal guys, only the ones that want to degrade, bite or bruise her.
by CrotchGourmet February 11, 2020
Get the fetophilemug.