CriostoirHulme's definitions

ita

inefficient temporary assistants

Businesses have serious problems in secretarial departments during the summer months. They need to cover for staff taking their annual leave and chaos reigns when there are too many ita

by CriostoirHulme August 31, 2005

Ballynahinch

Ballynahinch (population app 10,000) is a market town in Co. Down (Northern Ireland)
Not worth a twenty mile trip to meet someone who is non compliant.

Ballynahinch is a place where people learn fast. It could be worth visiting the place second time. Contact the non compliant man. A guided tour around the town and surrounding area is to be considered. Ask to see the river and old windmill up the hill behind the library.

by CriostoirHulme September 4, 2005

bge

brilliant glowing erection

the sexspecialist was so hot in bed that after the first hour I had a bge

by CriostoirHulme August 30, 2005

llb

larger lumpy boyfriend

The mother of those three boys has terrible taste in men.
I saw her in town, near the law courts, with an llb

by CriostoirHulme August 30, 2005

ITA

intentional typographical aberration

Unsuspecting victims are sometimes caught by an ita made by an online games player

by CriostoirHulme August 31, 2005

Kew

Kew - The home of the Royal Botanical Gardens at Kew Gardens, Surrey

King George III and Sir Joseph Banks (an eminent natural historian)
played a major role in the development of Kew Gardens in the late 1700s

by CriostoirHulme September 2, 2005

ita

immeasurably trusted associate

I dedicate the definitions I make here to a lovable Ita

by CriostoirHulme August 31, 2005