Definitions by CriostoirHulme

fh 

A Friendship Handshake -
the woman in your life (your best friend and soul mate) gives you a hand job.

The sexspecialist gave me a FH

fh by CriostoirHulme September 3, 2005

aib

Allied Irish Banks formed in 1966 when the Munster Leinster, Provincial and Royal Bank of Ireland merged. The AIB merged with TSB Northern Ireland in 1991 to form the First Trust Bank. Today (2005) the bank is known in Ireland as AIB, in the north of Ireland as First Trust Bank and in GB as Allied Irish Bank (GB)

Many Irish people have financial transactions with AIB .

aib by CriostoirHulme September 3, 2005

booby 

boring our observers brilliantly

My friend and I have known each other for many years. We are able to hold conversations in which we abbreviate words, use some words which are only known in our immediate locality and use hand signals ( a bit like racing pundit John McCririck who, funnily enough, calls his wife Booby). We find such conversations are extremely useful in pubs when we do not want eavesdroppers to learn our business. They notice the hand signals and some listen to us for a short period but usually walk away to talk to someone else. We are perfectly satisfied that we are booby.

booby by CriostoirHulme September 3, 2005

Kew

Kew - The home of the Royal Botanical Gardens at Kew Gardens, Surrey

King George III and Sir Joseph Banks (an eminent natural historian)
played a major role in the development of Kew Gardens in the late 1700s

Kew by CriostoirHulme September 2, 2005

Spa 

A place where where you find a natural mineral spring

Famous British Spa Towns are Bath and Royal Leamington Spa. Large areas for bathing have been uncovered many times by archaeologists digging for Roman remains at Bath, Somerset. The Royal Pump Rooms and Baths were opened at Leamington ,Warwickshire in the early 1800s. Other examples of spa towns in Britain include Cheltenham, Harrogate, Llandrindod Wells, Malvern and Tunbridge Wells. There is an area called Spa, near Ballynahinch, Co. Down. There was a pump room and there also baths there in the late 1800s early 1900s but these have long since closed although the name still exists.

Spa by CriostoirHulme September 2, 2005

JMM

jovial mild-mannered mannerisms

I had the pleasure of meeting a young woman recently. She had jmm

JMM by CriostoirHulme September 2, 2005

yask 

You are so kind is something you say to people when you appreciate their behaviour towards you

I was very grateful to a friend for some assistance given to me recently and I said yask

yask by CriostoirHulme September 2, 2005