69 definitions by CriostoirHulme

Poetry

Poetry is useful when you go wooing

Poetry is useful when you go wooing,
Take care lads she might know what you're doing

by CriostoirHulme August 06, 2005

LVI

love's vitally important

List of essentials in a good marriage
1. LVI

by CriostoirHulme August 05, 2005

mll

madam's lapdog's luggage

the under porter carried mll into the hotel

by CriostoirHulme August 05, 2005

mbm

mighty brilliant Moroccans

A troupe of Moroccan tumblers worked with the circus at the same time as I did. They were mbm

by CriostoirHulme August 05, 2005

meb

more educational bankruptcies

The ten o'clock news the other night reported meb

by CriostoirHulme August 05, 2005

llb

larger lumpy boyfriend

The mother of those three boys has terrible taste in men.
I saw her in town, near the law courts, with an llb

by CriostoirHulme August 05, 2005

nh

Customs and Excise officers use the expression nh meaning " nothing hidden ? "

The couple returning from a holiday in France were asked by the Customs and Excise officers if they had anything to declare. When they replied " No " one of the officers asked " Nh ? "

by CriostoirHulme August 06, 2005