Definitions by Cranberry Bob

Turdistan 

When people refer to Turdistan, they are referring to Alabama.

Montgomery is the capital of Turdistan, Alabama; and Birmingham is its largest city.

Turdistan by Cranberry Bob December 25, 2019

Ben and Jerryland 

Ben andJerryland is another name for Vermont.

Sen. Sanders comes from Ben and Jerryland.

Ben and Jerryland by Cranberry Bob December 25, 2019

subordinate Claus 

A subordinate Claus is an understudy for Santa Claus.

Jerry, one of the elves, was promoted to a subordinate Claus.

subordinate Claus by Cranberry Bob December 24, 2019

Brown Nose Bowl 

The Brown Nose Bowl is a touch football game played between two teams composed of sycophant (brown nose) student organizations like Student Government.

In theBrown Nose Bowl, the SGA defeated the Student Monitors.

Brown Nose Bowl by Cranberry Bob December 23, 2019

do ugly 

To 'do ugly' means to have coitus under embarrassing or unappealing circumstances.

Kathleen was so horny that she even wanted to do ugly with Charlie on the Mississippi coast seawall.

do ugly by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019

Tuscaloosa

Tuscaloosa is a medium-sized drinking city with a football problem.

Revis liked the party scene in Tuscaloosa.

Tuscaloosa by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019

Dorkistan

Dorkistan is a dismal former Soviet Socialist Republic north of Iran and Afghanistan.

Dorkistan has its own burqua bikini team.

Dorkistan by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019