subordinate Claus

A subordinate Claus is an understudy for Santa Claus.

Jerry, one of the elves, was promoted to a subordinate Claus.

by Cranberry Bob December 24, 2019

Crackaloo

Crackaloo is a game where players try to roll a marble in a hole.

Leigh was the champion at playing crackaloo - attributable to her sexual prowess.

by Cranberry Bob December 09, 2021

Turdistan

When people refer to Turdistan, they are referring to Alabama.

Montgomery is the capital of Turdistan, Alabama; and Birmingham is its largest city.

by Cranberry Bob December 25, 2019

strudel noodle

A strudel noodle is a baker who uses unpopular fillings such as prunes, parsnips or rutabagas instead of baked apples or baked cherries.

Marmaduke was a total failure as a baker: he was a strudel noodle.

by Cranberry Bob April 17, 2020

pile driver

A pile driver is a mixed drink consisting of vodka, prune juice, and a dash of orange juice.

We were desperate as counselors at a summer camp; so we mixed vodka, prune juice, and orange juice to male pile drivers.

by Cranberry Bob February 07, 2020

B-I-N-G-O

B-I-N-G-O is a song about a dog named Bingo.

There was a farmer had a dog,
and Bingo was his name-o.
B-I-N-G-O
B-I-N-G-O
B-I-N-G-O
And Bingo was his name-o.

There was a farmer had a dog,
and Bingo was his name-o.
(clap)-I-N-G-O
(clap)-I-N-G-O
(clap)-I-N-G-O
And Bingo was his name-o.

There was a farmer had a dog,
and Bingo was his name-o.
(clap)-(clap)-N-G-O
(clap)-(clap)-N-G-O
(clap)-(clap)-N-G-O
And Bingo was his name-o.

There was a farmer had a dog,
and Bingo was his name-o.
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-G-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-G-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-G-O
And Bingo was his name-o.

There was a farmer had a dog,
and Bingo was his name-o.
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O
And Bingo was his name-o.

There was a farmer had a dog,
and Bingo was his name-o.
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
And Bingo was his name-o.

by Cranberry Bob May 24, 2020

gyp jigger

A gyp jigger is an undersized bar measuring glass designed to give people the illusion that they are getting more alcohol than they really are.

The Province Lounge uses a gyp jigger when they make martinis. They get 30% more pours than they would with a standard jigger.

by Cranberry Bob February 12, 2020