Cranberry Bob's definitions

The Naked Truth

The Naked Truth is an allegorical statue in St. Louis.

The sculptures refused to depict The Naked Truth with clothes because "Den she would not be naked."

by Cranberry Bob December 18, 2019

virgin sturgeon

A virgin sturgeon is a fish that doesn't produce any roe. Or wade.

She was minnow less - a virgin sturgeon.

by Cranberry Bob February 28, 2020

Tuscaloosa

Tuscaloosa is a medium-sized drinking city with a football problem.

Revis liked the party scene in Tuscaloosa.

by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019

Iuka puker

An Iuka puker is a redneck from northern Mississippi who is suffering the ill effects from drinking cheap booze.

Billy-Bob threw up in his girlfriend's lap. He's a quintessinal Iuka puker.

by Cranberry Bob November 28, 2019

wearing them loose

When a woman is wearing them loose this means that she is not wearing a bra.

Kathy was wearing them loose when we went out last night. Each was a real handfull

by Cranberry Bob December 29, 2019

grunch

A grunch is a mythical monster that lives in the New Orleaans East area. It preys on animals and sometimes kids.

My dog got out into the swamp, and was eaten by a grunch.

by Cranberry Bob December 2, 2019

Sooner

A Sooner is a guy with a premature ejaculation problem.

Hazel was totally frustrated; Bill was a Sooner and finished after only two minutes.

by Cranberry Bob December 1, 2019