Cranberry Bob's definitions

baby mustard

Baby mustard refers to bright yellow mustard, as opposed to Dijon mustard. (i.e. -- French's mustard)

There's no substitute for baby mustard on a hot dog. Lots of it!

by Cranberry Bob March 12, 2021

coprocracy

A coprocracy is a form of government that endeavors to treat its citizens really shitty.

Nazi Germany was a total coprocracy.

by Cranberry Bob January 30, 2022

GFPO

GFPO stands for "Good For Parts Only." This refers to a hopeless patient

I'm afraid that Millicent is GFPO. She's a hopeless case.

by Cranberry Bob December 3, 2019

West Turdistan

Mississippi is also known as West Turdistan.

Biloxi is a small port on the Gulf in West Turdistan

by Cranberry Bob January 8, 2020

Menopause

The naturally occurring cessation of a woman menstrating. It usually occurs between ages 45 and 55. The pause that refreshes.

Mary had her menopause recently.

by Cranberry Bob March 27, 2022

Little Boxes

"Little Boxes" is a satirical song written by activist Malvina Reynolds. Tom Lehrer characterized it as "the most sanctimonious song ever written."

Daly City, CA was the inspiration of the song "Little Boxes."

by Cranberry Bob January 9, 2020

volunteer

Some gardeners refer to undesired or unexpected plants as "volunteers."

I have to do some weeding; too many volunteers cropped up in my garden.

by Cranberry Bob July 12, 2021