76 definitions by Cranberry Bob

Dorkistan

Dorkistan is a dismal former Soviet Socialist Republic north of Iran and Afghanistan.

Dorkistan has its own burqua bikini team.

by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019

Tuscaloosa is a medium-sized drinking city with a football problem.

by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019

A bougalee is a slang term for Cajun.

Jambalaya and gumbo are traditional bougalee dishes.

by Cranberry Bob June 6, 2021

Biloxi is a small port on the Gulf in West Turdistan

by Cranberry Bob January 8, 2020

A grunch is a mythical monster that lives in the New Orleaans East area. It preys on animals and sometimes kids.

My dog got out into the swamp, and was eaten by a grunch.

by Cranberry Bob December 3, 2019

I'm taking stones and bones this semester,

by Cranberry Bob December 20, 2019

When someone has succeeded maximally in meeting a goal, she may say that she has crushed it.

I crushed that p. chem exam!

by Cranberry Bob February 1, 2020