The spiritual vaccine or divine shield that protects believers from any fear of contracting Covid-19 and its variants, or from any phobia of experiencing severe side effects after being vaccinated against the coronavirus.
Merely reading or proclaiming Psalm 91 over someone’s life is no recipe or guarantee to combating Covid-19, unless they abide in Christ and He in them—faithful obedience is a sine qua non to receiving divine protection or healing against any plague or pandemic.
by Covido March 19, 2022
When Buddhist-majority Sri Lanka insists that coronavirus victims should be cremated rather than buried, because burials could contaminate groundwater and spread the virus, triggering much anger among minority Muslims who want to bury their dead facing Mecca.
The WHO recommends both burials and cremations of corona victims as they carry zero risks of contamination or infection, but the Sri Lankan government wants to solve the Covid-🇱🇰 crisis their own way, with no regard for religious, political, or personal reasons.
by Covido January 08, 2021
When looking heavenwards, is it a good or bad omen when someone sees a corona cloud? A sign that the virus would soon disappear from the planet, or a deadlier strand of it would plague the world?
by Covido September 27, 2020
When someone is not corona-free, yet tells everybody that they are no longer contagious, or that they are immune from catching the virus again.
With his doctors withholding information to the public about his corona condition, the trumpected superspreader told his love-hate TV channel that he’s ready to resume campaign rallies.
by Covido October 08, 2020
When you are being lied to that the coronavirus is just another flu that would go away by Easter or Christmas, or that mask-wearing or social distancing is optional unless you want to be politically correct.
Ann felt coronatrumped by her boyfriend, who told her that no one could really be infected by casual kissing.
by Covido November 16, 2020
When Covid-19 and its variants from different countries are planning a Xmas gathering at some undisclosed location in China to update each other of their successes and setbacks they have so far experienced in their war against vaccines, WHO-approved or not; and how they could strategize or disguise themselves to prolong their earthly stay as long as possible before the next pandemic visits the planet.
At the Covid-25 meeting, all variants agree that in order to outwit and outlive the vaccines, they would need to continually evolve and mutate in order to creatively fool them, if their plan to have the WHO declare the Omega variant as a variant of concern were to be fulfilled.
by Covido December 06, 2021
When the waiting times proposed by profit-driven pharmaceutical companies and oft-morally bankrupt politicians for someone to receive their subsequent jabs in the aftermath of more infectious or transmissible corona variants seem to follow a Poisson distribution—the waiting time between two adjacent jabs gets shorter for subsequent booster shots.
Governments and drugs companies in the developed world couldn’t care less of short- and long-term side effects as a result of the Poisson vaccination of their citizens to “protect” them against the corona variants.
by Covido December 28, 2021