Taking a blow up doll and making it look like frosty the snowman, then you shove your dick in its mouth so it’s giving you a blow job, and when your done make sure to tip frosty for his hard work....
by Count Cockula October 09, 2019
by Count Cockula October 07, 2019
When you and a group of people go on a merry go round naked and have an orgy, and when the ride stops, you all puke on each other...
by Count Cockula October 09, 2019
When you glue one bolt on each side of your dick, then you tase your dick with a taser, and while it’s being tased you stroke your dick so you get a electrifying result...
by Count Cockula October 09, 2019
Some one who takes one hit of a joint and claims to be baked, even though you know they didn't even inhale.
Person 1:"Did you see how dumb Holly acted after she took that hit?"
Person 2:"Yeah she's totally a fake bake!"
Person 2:"Yeah she's totally a fake bake!"
by Count Cockula April 24, 2008
The act of freezing your dick in chocolate, then filling your mouth up with milk, and when fucking your girl with your chocolate dick you surprise her by spewing milk all over her body...
by Count Cockula October 09, 2019
The act of banging your girl as fast as you can, and right before your about to cum you scream I AM SPEED
by Count Cockula October 07, 2019