Count Cockula 's definitions
Some one who takes one hit of a joint and claims to be baked, even though you know they didn't even inhale.
Person 1:"Did you see how dumb Holly acted after she took that hit?"
Person 2:"Yeah she's totally a fake bake!"
Person 2:"Yeah she's totally a fake bake!"
by Count Cockula April 24, 2008
Get the fake bakemug. The act of freezing your dick in chocolate, then filling your mouth up with milk, and when fucking your girl with your chocolate dick you surprise her by spewing milk all over her body...
by Count Cockula October 9, 2019
Get the Count Choculas Surprisemug. Taking a blow up doll and making it look like frosty the snowman, then you shove your dick in its mouth so it’s giving you a blow job, and when your done make sure to tip frosty for his hard work....
by Count Cockula October 9, 2019
Get the Frosty the Hookermug. The act of banging your girl as fast as you can, and right before your about to cum you scream I AM SPEED
by Count Cockula October 7, 2019
Get the Dirty Karsonmug. When you glue one bolt on each side of your dick, then you tase your dick with a taser, and while it’s being tased you stroke your dick so you get a electrifying result...
by Count Cockula October 9, 2019
Get the Frankenstrokemmug. by Count Cockula October 7, 2019
Get the Floridian Breakfastmug. You coat your dick in Parmesan cheese then have your girl put Marinara sauce in her mouth then she sucks the life out of you.....
by Count Cockula October 9, 2019
Get the Italian Breadstickmug.