Count Cockula 's definitions

Count Choculas Surprise

The act of freezing your dick in chocolate, then filling your mouth up with milk, and when fucking your girl with your chocolate dick you surprise her by spewing milk all over her body...

“Dude I gave my girl a Count Choculas Surprise last night and she never saw it cumming”

by Count Cockula October 9, 2019

Dirty Karson

The act of banging your girl as fast as you can, and right before your about to cum you scream I AM SPEED

“Hey you down to do the dirty Karson tonight”

by Count Cockula October 7, 2019

Frankenstrokem

When you glue one bolt on each side of your dick, then you tase your dick with a taser, and while it’s being tased you stroke your dick so you get a electrifying result...

“It’s Halloween so a Frankenstrokem session is in order my dude”

by Count Cockula October 9, 2019

Floridian Breakfast

The Act of cumming on orange slices and feeding them to your girl while you smoke a fat joint

“Dude My girl wanted to have a Floridian Breakfast this morning”

by Count Cockula October 7, 2019

Italian Breadstick

You coat your dick in Parmesan cheese then have your girl put Marinara sauce in her mouth then she sucks the life out of you.....

“Baby imma give you the Italian breadstick tonight”

by Count Cockula October 9, 2019

Merry Go Fuck Fest

When you and a group of people go on a merry go round naked and have an orgy, and when the ride stops, you all puke on each other...

“Me and the gang had a merry go fuck fest”

by Count Cockula October 9, 2019

fake bake

Some one who takes one hit of a joint and claims to be baked, even though you know they didn't even inhale.

Person 1:"Did you see how dumb Holly acted after she took that hit?"
Person 2:"Yeah she's totally a fake bake!"

by Count Cockula April 24, 2008