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Definitions by Cortana Dragoon

What little kids who are afraid to say Penis call a penis.
"Oh my gosh Timmy was playing with us and his pants fell off and he has the biggest weiner I ever saw! Except for my dad's."
Weiner by Cortana Dragoon July 25, 2008
An activity originally enjoyed only by mature, married couples.
Nowadays you can't find a virgin teenager to save your life.
I pity all you poor souls ;;
sex by Cortana Dragoon July 22, 2008
A sweet baddie in Halo, which becomes your ally in some Halo 2 levels. One of them (the Arbiter) is a playable character in Halo 2.
I got owned by gold-armored Elites in Halo, but now that they included the energy sword as a weapon in Halo 2 I can finally have vengeance.
Elite by Cortana Dragoon July 20, 2008
Some Muslims use their faith as an excuse to kill innocents.
Muslim by Cortana Dragoon June 11, 2006

final boss 

The last boss of any video game. One of the most if not the most climactic fight in the game.

Usually the most difficult as well, but in some games this is not necessarily the case.
Technically, Sephiroth is the final boss of FF7, but because it's a staged fight many consider Safer Sephiroth to be the final boss.

Ganon at the end of LoZ: OoT was weak.
A Stalfos is harder than him.

Halo didn't need a final boss. An all-out Covenant assault would have done the trick. But nooo, Bungie had to throw in that albino... thing.
final boss by Cortana Dragoon September 6, 2005
Food pre-digested for convenience.
I ate some poop last night.
poop by Cortana Dragoon September 6, 2005
child by Cortana Dragoon September 5, 2005