153 definitions by Cornholio

cornholio

A terrorist named Cornholio who needs TP for his bunghole.

I am cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!

by Cornholio August 15, 2003

bodice ripper

A "romantic" but risque novel aimed at a female audience; refers to the buxom women who decorate the covers, along with the dark, handsome, and wealthy male

I went to the bookstore in the airport, but all they had were bodice rippers

by Cornholio September 25, 2003

shuffle

Acting obsequious or subservient, in a slave-like manner.

When a cop stops me in Georgia, I shuffle.

by Cornholio October 16, 2003

Windows XP

A really powerful vacuum cleaner, like a Shop-Vac, or anything else that SUCKS.

by Cornholio August 27, 2003

spinmeister

A political consultant or publicist who tries to get the media to interpret an event, usually embarassing to the client, in a favorable way; a pundit who voluntarily performs the same function

The spinmeisters tried to interpret Bill Clinton's relationship with Monica as an example of his feminist leanings

by Cornholio October 5, 2003

Shaggy dog story

A joke, usually long, with a silly premise, often involving talking animals. Named for a classic joke involving a lost shaggy dog. Punch line: "Not that shaggy!"

The joke ended with "and that goes for your cat, too!" Just another shaggy dog story.

by Cornholio October 12, 2003

piercing

Surgical decoration of the body, esp. the ears, nostrils, eyebrows and navel; sometimes the tongue, nipples, or genitalia. Considered attractive by some, disgusting by others

At my elementary school, they frowned on navel-piercing until the principal had it done.

by Cornholio October 12, 2003