winker

Baby word for a pecker or Johnson.

He has such a cute little winker, but he should keep his fly zipped. He'll learn when he's five.

by cornholio October 19, 2003

punch line

The last line of a joke, the one that makes it funny, or makes it a groaner

If the punch line is "Do we have time?" what's the line before? "Fuck the sheep!"

by cornholio October 12, 2003

Stalinoid

Bolshevik allegedly sympathetic to the former Soviet Union and its dead dictator.

He was a Stalinoid who was working in the Kucinich campaign.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

Napoleon

A short person who fancies himself hot shit.

Him with his little moustache and his attitude. What a little Napoleon!

by cornholio October 16, 2003

mackerel snapper

A Roman Catholic. Midly pejorative or humorous. Refers to the former Catholic custom of abstaining from meat on Fridays, and hence eating fish.

The mackerel snappers think the Pope is cool, even though he wears a dress.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

fecal baby

Fantasy offspring of the infertile.

"You're little, you're ugly, you smell bad, but your ALL MINE!"

by cornholio October 13, 2003

SOD

As a verb, "screw" (probably up the ass); "to hell with ____"

Sod the Frogs!

by cornholio October 10, 2003