Irish twins

Children, born in succession within one year

They were like rabbits. Now their Irish twins are six and seven.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

eeyazow talk

A form of Pig Latin.

In Eeyazow talk, "when in the course of human events" becomes "weeyazen eeyazin theeazee keeyazorce eeyazuv heeyazyuman eeyazavents".

by Cornholio November 03, 2003

Deuce

A drunk driving charge, in California.

He got charged with a deuce but pled it down to a reckless.

by Cornholio October 19, 2003

blancmange

A bland, unenergetic, boring person. From an English word for a kind of custard.

Gray Davis is nothing but a blancmange.

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

three little words

Phrases to destroy a guy's self-confidence.

"Is it in?" "Make it snappy!" "You done yet?"

by cornholio October 31, 2003

shinola

A brand of shoe polish once popular among GIs. See shit from shinola.

Shinola? I don't know shit from it!

by Cornholio November 04, 2003

weenie waver

Flasher; flag waver; one who engages in indecent exposure

The little weenie waver pleaded guilty and got six months.

by Cornholio October 31, 2003