nova

Expensive and not very salty smoked salmon, from "Nova Scotia."

Gimme a bagel, some nova and cream cheese -- no oinion!

by cornholio October 30, 2003

kampai

"Bottoms up!" in Japanese.

Kampai, baka!

by Cornholio October 19, 2003

handballing

Fisting, as practiced anally among gay men.

Handballing is a true expression of boy-love

by cornholio October 16, 2003

wazoo

Virile member

We'll get along just fine if you keep your hands off the Old Wazoo

by Cornholio August 21, 2003

prosit

"Cheers! " in German. See kampai, l'chaim.

Prosit, exclaimed Hans, as he downed 6 ounces of Jagermeister and fell to the floor with a thud.

by Cornholio October 19, 2003

Shaggy dog story

A joke, usually long, with a silly premise, often involving talking animals. Named for a classic joke involving a lost shaggy dog. Punch line: "Not that shaggy!"

The joke ended with "and that goes for your cat, too!" Just another shaggy dog story.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

Silicone City

Newport Beach, California. See bolt-ons.

Just another surgical veteran from Silicone City.

by cornholio October 14, 2003