153 definitions by Cornholio

blue state

A state that has recently gone democratic; see bicoastal; opposite of red state.

In the blue states, the bobos like Howard Dean, but he'll never carry the red states.

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

gibbone

A crude, inept person

The plumbers who came to fix the leak were a pair of gibbones.

by Cornholio September 28, 2003

America gonif

"Damned clever, these Yankee goyim."

Al Sharpton's hair is REAL. America gonif!

by Cornholio October 15, 2003

Venus butterfly

A sex toy that stimulates the vulva externally.

There she was in the teachers' lounge, smiling; all you could hear was the buzzing of the Venus butterfly

by Cornholio October 5, 2003

pratt street

A Oneway Motherfucker

You are such a Pratt Street.

by Cornholio January 15, 2004

phooey

"Yuck!"

I tried the pop-tarts. Phooey! They were disgusting, so I spit them out.

by Cornholio October 15, 2003

cut the mustard

"Get it up." By extension, perform any challenging act.

Those evangelists would be more convincing if they could cut the mustard.

by Cornholio October 6, 2003