Definitions by Cornholio

piercing 

Surgical decoration of the body, esp. the ears, nostrils, eyebrows and navel; sometimes the tongue, nipples, or genitalia. Considered attractive by some, disgusting by others

At my elementary school, they frowned on navel-piercing until the principal had it done.

piercing by cornholio October 11, 2003

Bumfuck Egypt 

Someplace hard to get to and generally undesirable; the boonies or toolies.

I asked her out once, but then I found out she lived in Bumfuck Egypt, so I dropped her.

Bumfuck Egypt by cornholio October 11, 2003

twelve step program 

Self-help group using methods and philosophy that originated with Alcoholics Anonymous involving 12 steps to sobriety or whatever

Too bad there's no twelve step program for assholes

twelve step program by cornholio October 11, 2003

diddy wah diddy 

(1) A suburb of Baltimore, or hell; Bumfuck Egypt
(2) A musical mystery.

(1) He came right from Diddy Wah Diddy. Could never find his way back.
(2) You dunno what diddy wah diddy means.

diddy wah diddy by cornholio October 11, 2003

speaking in tongues 

Religious practice among Pentecostalists and charismatics involving speaking in what sound like other languages or "spiritual language"

I arrived in church late, and the whole congregation was speaking in tongues. I couldn't understand a damned thing, but it was impressive

speaking in tongues by cornholio October 11, 2003

horse's ass

The east end of a horse headed west. A stupid son-of-a-bitch.

Some people like Ed Asner's politics; I think he's a horse's ass.

horse's ass by cornholio October 9, 2003

mouthpiece 

Dated criminal slang for a lawyer, especially a criminal defense lawyer

My mouthpiece is trying to get me to plea bargain my deuce down to a reckless.

mouthpiece by cornholio October 9, 2003