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SpankBank

the collection of images, thoughts, dreams, and desires one conjures to heighten arousal in order to achieve climax; In regards to Self Gratification/Masturbation
I went home last night and pulled one from the spank bank to get off
by cooter March 7, 2003
mugGet the SpankBankmug.

Platte County

The worlds most boring town, where there is nothing but football and wrestling.
by Cooter August 25, 2003
mugGet the Platte Countymug.

jewelry

Being positive or desirable in nature; not bad or poor: a jewelry handjob; jewelry news from the abortion clinic.

Having the qualities that are desirable or distinguishing in a particular thing: a jewelry paint job.

Serving the desired purpose or end; suitable: This a jewelry header for the GTI.

Not spoiled or ruined: This Beer is still jewelry.
In excellent condition; sound: a jewelry shaved pussy.

Superior to the average; satisfactory: a jewelry set o'tits and ass.

Of high quality: jewelry tools.

Discriminating: jewelry taste.

Worthy of respect; honorable: hitting that deer ruined the a jewelry v-dub.

Attractive; handsome: jewelry curves.

Beneficial to health; salutary: a jewelry night's rest.

Competent; skilled: she does the reverse cowgirl like jewelry.

Complete; thorough: a jewelry blowjob.
That blone haired broad's ass looks like jewelry!
by cooter February 12, 2004
mugGet the jewelrymug.

buschmann

Zachery Buschmann is gay
by Cooter August 25, 2003
mugGet the buschmannmug.

Cooter

A good looking white boy that I'd often seen drive a large red and white peterbilt wrecker in west Texas .
Cooter is out winching a Schlumberger truck out of the mud again .
by Cooter July 18, 2018
mugGet the Cootermug.

slapjacks

a woman's breasts; boobs; fun-bags
Her slapjacks were so big that they were hanging out of her top on Daytona Beach!!!!
by Cooter April 20, 2005
mugGet the slapjacksmug.

attitude problem

by cooter April 25, 2003
mugGet the attitude problemmug.

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