9 definitions by Collin Jones
Eve: "Wow Adam, I'm Getting Fat. What Should I Do?
Adam: " I Dunno, Why Don't You Ask That Snake?"
Snake: "Don't Eat Apples."
Adam: " I Dunno, Why Don't You Ask That Snake?"
Snake: "Don't Eat Apples."
by Collin Jones June 19, 2005
by Collin Jones August 22, 2006
One who is sent to a girlfriends house to test her trustworthiness, without the intent of actually raping.
"I Wish I Could Send A Guy To Your House And Have Him Not Rape You, Like Some Kind Of...Trust Rapist." -Scott Jones Jr.
by Collin Jones January 2, 2005
A sub-genre of emo. Most Dark Pirates are nocturnal, only coming out at night to write bad poetry and listen to Atreyu. All Dark Pirates, if on Myspace, are required to list their Dark Pirate position in their display name, ex. "Dark Pirate Mistress" or "Dark Pirate Gunner". Although they are often referred to as "emo", most Emo kids want nothing to do with the Dark Pirates.
by Collin Jones October 7, 2006
The Strange Phenomena Of Breaking Into Laughter During Orgasm, Often Without Explanation. Can Occur During Masturbation Or Sexual Intercourse.
by Collin Jones September 16, 2005
1: A gateway into listening to even shittier music, such as, but not limited to, Motley Crue, Disturbed, Puddle Of Mudd, Rob Zombie, and Atreyu.
2: An alternative to wearing a giant sign that says "I'm a douchebag".
2: An alternative to wearing a giant sign that says "I'm a douchebag".
Kid in AC/DC T-shirt: "AC/DC Rules! All new music sucks!"
Me: (Slaps AC/DC kid in the face with a Mars Volta CD)
Me: (Slaps AC/DC kid in the face with a Mars Volta CD)
by Collin Jones July 3, 2006
The sequel to Kevin Smith's classic 1994 Indie film about a day in the life of 2 convenience store clerks. This movie find our characters, Dante and Randal, working for the fast-food chain "Moobys" after Randal leaves the coffee pot on at the Quick Stop, torching the entire building. Where the original movie was a classic in the Indie scene, Clerks II takes a step away from the Independent classic that spawned it and turns into a full-blown comedy which, surprisingly, is full of laughs and heart.
by Collin Jones July 22, 2006