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Liquid Courage

An 2-methyl-2-butyl alcoholic drink where you get a glass cup and add: 2ml of 2-methyl-2-butanol, 10ml of New Amsterdam vodka (which equals 4ml ethanol since it's 40% alcohol), and 12 oz (354.882 ml, 355 ml) Sprite. Use a 10ml glass graduated cylinder for the ethanol and 2-methyl-2-butanol and a 100ml graduated cylinder or oz measuring cups for the Sprite and only add Liquid Courage to glass containers or special plastic.

Each serving of liquid courage contains 2ml 2-methyl-2-butanol (2M2B, 2M2BOH, 2M2B-OH, 2-methyl-2-butyl alcohol).

2ml to 4ml of 2-methyl-2-butanol is as strong as a shot of vodka, whiskey, brandy, beer, or wine. That makes 2-methyl-2-butanol 20 times stronger than regular alcohol (ethanol, ethyl alcohol).

Liquid Courage is called Liquid Courage because the 2-methyl-2-butanol based beverage gives you Courage and Bravery to socialize with woman and in general.
Daniel: I had 6 Liquid Courages! This is great!

Stephanie (sexy woman): I had 6 Liquid Courages too! Liquid Courage is awesome!

*Daniel and Stephanie then have sex.
by CognitiveFuel December 14, 2022
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MPA

MPA (Methiopropamine, MethioPropAmine), is a stimulant with a thiophene ring instead of a phenyl ring. MPA is short for Methiopropamine. This stimulant is the thiophene analog of methamphetamine. MPA is 1/4 the strength of amphetamine and 1/6 the strength of methamphetamine. So amphetamine is 4 times stronger than MPA while methamphetamine is 6 times stronger than MPA (Methiopropamine). MPA is sometimes called Speed Jr, Amp Jr, or Amphetamine jr.

WARNING: Always start with lower doses due to differences between individual body weight, tolerance, metabolism, and personal sensitivity.

Oral:
Dosage
Threshold
10 mg
Light
20 - 30 mg
Common
30 - 50 mg
Strong
50 - 60 mg
Heavy
60 mg +
Duration:
Total
6 - 10 hours
Onset
30 - 60 minutes
Peak
2 - 4 hours
Offset
2 - 3 hours
After effects
1 - 2 hours
Logan: I took 40mg of MPA (Methiopropamine). I cleaned my room and did my homework. I then went to the lab. I took 200mg of Modafinil the next day.
by CognitiveFuel December 15, 2022
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Crack

Crack has many definitions. The first definition is a crack in a wall or floor.

The second definition is a buttcrack. Either a man's buttcrack or a woman's buttcrack.

The third definition is that Crack is a dangerous drug. It's more dangerous than Crystal Speed and Blue Speed despite being weaker than Blue Speed and Crystal Speed because Crack not only affects your brain, but also your heart (due to Crack being cardiotoxic while Speed is not). Crack is wack. Crack last around 30 to 90 minutes while it makes you high but act crazy. Speed makes you high but study and clean and shower more. Crack is freebase cocaine. It is made with cocaine hydrochloride and sodium bicarbonate. Crack ruins lives and it's more expensive than Speed while also being crappier. Crack gets its name from the crackling sound it makes while burned. Crack (benzoylmethylecgonine) can lead to a heart attack and extreme poverty because you're wasting all your money on crack!! Crack is wack!
Steve: You got any Crack?
Drug dealer: $60.

Steve: *Smokes Crack.

*runs around naked.

People: Ahhh!

Steve: Crack is awesome!

People: What a Crackhead!

Police: You're under arrest for public nudity!

*tests for drug using pee test.

*Steve test positive for Crack! .
Steve (in jail): Aw man! Stupid Crack! I guess Crack IS wack!
by CognitiveFuel December 17, 2022
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421

421 stands for Kratom! 4/21 (April 21st) is national Kratom day. The day where you chug Kratom and get sauced/kratered (buzzed off kratom). Kratom gives you energy at lower doses and enhances mood and relaxation (especially at higher doses). Higher doses is also good for pain relief. Kratom can be taken at any time, but it's cooler to take it at 4:21pm.
Tom: I tried Kratom and I'm sauced! This 421 is great.
by CognitiveFuel December 18, 2022
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Product first

When you are buying drugs from a dealer, you want them to show you the weed, speed, ecstasy, cathinone, Adderall, Ritalin, or Modafinil first. If they don't show you the drugs and the dealer just asks for money first then they're scamming you because they will say "wait here" then disappear and don't have drugs. Product first!
Dealer: Want weed?
Fernando: Sure!

Dealer: Give me $20.
Fernando: Product first!
Dealer: I got the weed. Trust me, bro.

Fernando: Pulls a gun and shoots fake dealer.
by CognitiveFuel December 31, 2022
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8 Ball

8 Ball is an eighth of an once (3,544mg or 3.6g) of speed, which is usually amphetamine or ethylamphetamine, but not methamphetamine. It can also refer to an 8th of an MAOI, such as D,L-Deprenyl, DL-Nordeprenyl, or D,L-Ethylnordeprenyl.
Fernando: Can I get an 8 ball.

Dealer: Speed or MAOI.

Fernando: Speed!

Here's an 8 ball.

*Hands Fernando an 8 Ball. (Product First)
Dealer: That would be $50.

Fernando: Here you go.

*hands Dealer $50.

Later.

*Fernando sniffs some of the 8 ball after measuring it on a scale. Trying 25mg.

*He cleans his room, does homework, then talks a lot to his friends.
by CognitiveFuel December 31, 2022
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MDP2P

MDP2P is 3,4-MethyleneDioxyPhenyl-2-Propanone. It's a ketone used to make MDA, MDMA, and MDEA.
I used MDP2P in a ethanol solution based reductive amination with ethylamine to yield MDEA.
by CognitiveFuel January 1, 2023
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