Sucrose Guardian

A sucrose guardian is a sugar mama or a sugar daddy which is older and richer than you. A sucrose guardian might help pay for college books, laptop, Playstation 2, games, clothes, internet, a watch, lab equipment, lab reagents, gallium, Indium, tin, bismuth, aluminum foil, a gold ring or gold coin or gold bar, silver coins or silver bars, gym membership, Supplements(like B Vitamins, magnesium, protein powder, Arecoline Hydrobromide, Modafinil,

Armodafinil, Kratom, Nutrament), research chemicals(like Methiopropamine, Prolintane, Flodafinil, a-PVP, Hydrafinil, Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide, IndanylAminoPropane, NSI-189, 9-Me-BC). They also buy fish or they both go fishing for striped bass, porgey, and blue fish. The sucrose guardian buys the food and fruit and vegetables and chips and dip and beans and crabs and shrimp. The person who isn't a sucrose guardian will cook food. Sometimes the sucrose guardian will take the person to dinner or a movie or even travel to another country to see family or to have fun.
Tyler(29 years old): Hey Jenny!
Jenny(39 years old): Steps out of Maybach. Hey Tyler!

Let's go to eat crabs at a restaurant and later I'll get you a laptop.
Tyler: Sounds good. Then even later, it's sexy time!

Jenny: Awesome!

Tyler: By the way, I'm going to need another 2L round bottom flask, a 100ml graduated cylinder, 2 10ml graduated cylinders, 2-methyl-2-butanol. I'll get the extra gallium and aluminum foil. I'll also get groceries. My Bodega part time job might not be much, but it's something.
Jenny: Sounds good.
Tyler *thinking: (Jenny is my Sucrose Guardian)
by CognitiveFuel March 11, 2023
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IMAP

IMAP, or IMAP (entactogen-empathogen), is an entactogenic and empathogenic drug. It acts like a much milder form of ecstasy (MDMA). With ecstasy induces intense feelings of superhappiness and love and touching certain things like a cat or a soft couch feels so good, and colors are much brighter and light trails a little bit, and much less anxiety and more sociability. But, you can only take MDMA (3,4-MethyleneDioxyMethylAmphetamine) or MDEA (3,4-MethyleneDioxyEthylAmphetamibe) or MDA (3,4-MethyleneDioxyAmphetamine) once a month or less. With IMAP, it feels more like a good day and it's not overwhelming, you feel a little more sociable, a little more relaxed, and a little less anxious. With IMAP, it mildly enhances entactogenic empathogenic effects. IMAP can be taken daily. IMAP (IndanylMethylAminoPropane) is more comparable to IAP (IndanylAminoPropane) than to MDMA. IMAP (IndanylMethylAminoPropane) can be useful for depression, anxiety, social anxiety, having fun, and more.
Tony: I took 150mg of IMAP and I no longer felt anxious or depressed. I was more empathetic and entactogenic. I socialized more.
by CognitiveFuel July 11, 2023
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Parnate

Parnate is a drug that is an MAOI (MAO Inhibitor, MonoAmineOxidase-Inhibitor). The dose range is 30mg to 60mg daily (in divided doses. The starting dose is 10mg to 30mg a day. Parnate inhibits the breakdown of Dopamine, norepinephrine,, and Epinephrine (Adrenaline). In addition, parnate releases dopamine and norepinephrine, making it 1/10 the strength of amphetamine. Parnate is also called tranylcypromine
Tony: I'm taking 30mg of Parnate daily and I'm energized.
by CognitiveFuel July 13, 2023
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Dissolved

When you get happy, confident, tipsy, social, intoxicated, or varying degrees of slizzard from alcohols besides ethanol. It's like more fun than being drunk, but not quite as fun as being high. It's like a great buzz without the buzzkill. It's feeling great and dissolved into a state of confidence and inebriation from these alcohols. Higher carbon chain alcohol can provide an intoxicating feeling similar to ethanol, but with less liver damage and little to no hangover. Examples include 1-propanol, n-butanol, GHB, and 2-methyl-2-butanol. They still can get you drunk in higher amounts, but these alcohols get you a social and slizzard high far below the tipsy or drunk level. They also last longer than regular ethanol. Use these alcohols responsibly!
Dude: I drank some butanol and got dissolved.

Chick: I had some propanol and feeling tipsy. I got dissolved.
Woman: I feel so dissolved from the 2-methyl-2-butanol. I'm in the mood for anything.
Sheen: Oh yeah! It's time to do it. Also, this ghb is strong stuff. I'm so dissolved.
by CognitiveFuel May 10, 2015
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Poor man's cocaine

Poor man's cocaine is 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate). It's usually stronger than cocaine. It forms 4F-EPH (4-Fluoroethylphenidate, Poor man's cocaethylene) when you drink 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate) with ethanol (a few shots of vodka, a few beers, or drinking alcohol spiked fruit punch). Poor man's cocaine is also much safer on the heart as it's not cardiotoxic. Cocaine is cardiotoxic. Poor man's cocaine (4F-MPH) a great value. 4F-MPH can also be used as a study drug, while cocaine can not be used as a study drug.
Tony: I snorted 30mg of Poor man's cocaine and had spiked fruit punch and got high as fuck for 4 hours. Best stuff ever! Who needs cocaine anyways?
by CognitiveFuel July 10, 2023
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TP-MeMgCl

TP-MeMgCl is ThioPhenyl-MethylMagnesium Chloride, or Chloro(2-thienylmethyl)magnesium.

Molecular Formula

C5H5ClMgS
Timothy: I synthesized TP-MeMgCl by adding magnesium turnings in anhydrous dibutyl ether with ultrasound and reacted it with acetonitrile and hydrolyzed it with hydrochloric acid to yield TP2P (ThioPhenyl-2-Propanone, 2-Thienylacetone).
by CognitiveFuel September 11, 2023
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Crackball

A crackball (Not to be confused with a speedball) is when you combine Crack or Cocaine with Heroin. Usually combined to make Crack or Cocaine smoother or stay awake during Heroin. Crack is cardiotoxic (bad for the heart), causes brain damage, and Heroin can stop your breathing. If you survive a Crackball, the high is intense. Sometimes done by snorting Cocaine HCl and injecting Heroin or smoking freebase Crack and smoking Heroin. It can also be done by dissolving Crack and Heroin in DMSO and putting it on your skin (your skin will absorb it and you will get high).
by CognitiveFuel January 15, 2023
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