Definitions by Client 09

Leroy's Alligator

A low-income, farm-raised, greasy, scaley, HIV encrusted nigger dick. It got this name from that nigger, Leroy.

Steven: "Man, I was in kindergarden and it was naptime and I was napping ... I woke up and bazoom!! Leroy's Alligator was dangling right in front of my face. I could fucking smell it. It smelled like a dirty puddle."

Bart: "What did you do then?"

Steven: "I pulled a pencil out of my pencil pouch and shanked that nigger dick. Muther fucker been pissing with a limp since he was 6.'

Leroy's Alligator by client 09 March 7, 2009

Fat Chick Prom Night

When bros choose to hang out at home on a weekend, and eat pizza and ice cream rather than going out and getting shit-faced drunk. Generally a movie or two will be watched during said night.

Keith: "what did you do last night?"

Derek: "Had a fat chick prom night with my buddy Sam"

Keith: "fags"

Fat Chick Prom Night by Client 09 January 18, 2009

Madoffed 

To be scammed in a financial, or Ponzi scheme. Money lost is often several millions of dollars.

Steve: You hear about that cheesedick on Wall street that suckered everyone into giving him money, then ran off on his Yacht?

Charles: Yeah, they got Madoffed.

Madoffed by Client 09 January 9, 2009

Nat Geos 

Nasty, saggy tits like those you might see on a National Geographic special on Africa.

Stan: "Look at the Nat Geos on that granny."
Dan: "Yeah, I bet she lactates rust."
Stan: "Dude, really?"

Nat Geos by Client 09 December 28, 2008

Burged Out 

To fuck up, or fail at naturally occurring situations that the Common Joe would have to go out of their way to ruin.

To be terrible at everything.

To fail at every possible level, even existing.

"So we were in the middle of having sex and I shat on her bed, I really Burged Out."

"After taking a piss, I forgot to put my dick away. Burged!"

"Did you guys hear about Dan? He broke his back trying to suck his own dick! Man, he has been Burging Out a lot lately."

Burged Out by Client 09 October 10, 2008

Black Brown Eye 

To be kicked directly in the asshole with a pointed shoe.

Sally bent over to grab a nickle and I gave her a mad crazy black brown eye!!!11

Black Brown Eye by Client 09 October 9, 2008