cell phone

An electronic device that imprisons you.

John wasn't granted access to his wife and kids. He had been sentenced to a life long-career with a cell phone.

by Clarebear81 March 02, 2011

smutphone

A smartphone used primarily for looking up porn and sending suggestive texts.

Jez is such a creep! Look at the message he just sent me from his smutphone!!

by Clarebear81 March 05, 2011

why-pad

An expensive piece of technological equipment from apple that rarely functions/gets lost/become superceeded by the why-pad2.

After she had spent 2 hours unsuccessfully trying to download the document, Rhiannon was beginning to question the reasons she'd been so excited about getting the why-pad in the first place.

by Clarebear81 April 27, 2011

diary tennis

The tedious practice of trying to find a mutually viable date for a meeting between two busy people.

Nick is free on thursday at 3pm
That's no good for Neil. How about Friday at 4pm
No chance. Nick has family time scheduled
Uh oh, this is turning into the usual game of diary tennis.

by clarebear81 April 02, 2011

dystextia

Dystextia is when you misspell a word whilst typing an SMS message into your mobile phone. Often exacerbated by over-sized thumbs or excessive alcohol consumption.

what the hell does this text message from Greg mean?" "I'm not sure but it's three in the afternoon on a Friday and his dystextia is often bad at this time after all those wines at lunch.

by Clarebear81 December 12, 2010

internetual

(n) a person who an an encyclopedic knowledge of all matters relating to online media but is interlectually average on all other topics.

Did you hear Charles' original and insightful speech at the Facebook conference? I was so goddam impressed.' 'I wouldn't be. The guy is an internetual, so although he knows pretty much everything about social media, if you want to discuss any other subject with him, you are likely to be very disappointed.

by Clarebear81 June 20, 2011

resentation

A presentation that you really hate working on, usually in powerpoint.

Tarek would have liked nothing more than to stay in the pub all afternoon, however he was forced to go back to the office to work on the dreaded 900 slide client resentation for Friday.

by Clarebear81 May 17, 2011