Catherine often tries to make herself sound more interesting by claiming to be Welsh. However since her mother comes from Croydon, she can only claim to be Welish at best.
by Clarebear81 December 02, 2010
An advertisement unquestioningly written for a male audience/client, usually augmented by an excessive display of female flesh to make it popular with either/both parties.
Did you see the new Lynx advert? The girls were pretty much naked!" "Don't worry, Sally, that was just a bit of ladvertising. I'm sure Robbie appreciated it, even if you didn't.
by Clarebear81 December 02, 2010
With the new iPad she got from her bosses at work, the iPhone upgrade and the new MacBook, Clare felt completely apple maxed.
by Clarebear81 January 07, 2011
A condition commonly suffered after excessive partying, named after London's most hedonistic district. The effect is reminiscent of the effects of long distance air travel, whereby your body no longer has any concept of what time of day or night it really is.
Cassie was struggling on on Sunday. After Friday's drinks got a bit out of hand, she had a serious case of Whitechapel jetlag and still isn't completely sure what day it is.
by Clarebear81 January 09, 2011
The feeling of extreme irritation you experience when the email function on your apple mac malfunctions yet again.
Moluk: "Watch out for Jenny! She's experiencing some serious entou-rage at the moment because her mac has crashed for the fifth time today!"
Cassie: "Jeezuz! Who can blame her? It stresses me out so much when that happens!"
Cassie: "Jeezuz! Who can blame her? It stresses me out so much when that happens!"
by Clarebear81 December 04, 2010
Jay had only been on the beach for 3 days with moderate sun exposure, but already his skin colour gave the impression that he'd been in Hawaii for a month. He was an extremely tanented sunbather.
by Clarebear81 March 28, 2011
To withdraw early from a social event, citing domestic commitments as the cause. Derived from the common expression 'pull a whitey' used to describe those who crash out after drink/drugs.
Ever since he got married, Simon has been known to pull a wifey on several occasions, leaving the pub and all his friends mid-session, saying he has to get back to the missus.
by Clarebear81 March 02, 2011