Someone who brakes his or her car for no apparent reason. This person could be driving in front of you, or, God help you, may be the driver of the car in which you are currently driving.
TOM: (yelling out the window of his car) Hey! What are you braking for? There's nothing in front of you! Come on! Move it!
SAM: Tom, he's just a random braker, dude. His first instinct is to brake. They suck...
SAM: Tom, he's just a random braker, dude. His first instinct is to brake. They suck...
by Christophe Graham July 19, 2006
To be essentially fucking with someone or to be condescending to someone by implying that they are stupid.
Refers to when someone says "Don't piss in my pocket and tell me its raining, jerky..."
Refers to when someone says "Don't piss in my pocket and tell me its raining, jerky..."
Tom: "Thanks for the CD, I like rap music.."
Sue: "Are you taking a piss?"
Tom: "No, not at all. I really do like this CD. Thanks
a bunch...really."
Sue: "Are you taking a piss?"
Tom: "No, not at all. I really do like this CD. Thanks
a bunch...really."
by Christophe Graham July 06, 2006
To be:
(1) So hard up for sex that you'll even bang a pretty-boy..
(2) Strangely drawn to a man due to his feminity
(1) So hard up for sex that you'll even bang a pretty-boy..
(2) Strangely drawn to a man due to his feminity
Tom: I think I'm having an Attack of the Brokeback. Yo,
lemme buy you a drink...what's yer name?
Sam: Sam...but no thanks, dude, 'cause yer definitely
having an Attack of the Brokeback.
lemme buy you a drink...what's yer name?
Sam: Sam...but no thanks, dude, 'cause yer definitely
having an Attack of the Brokeback.
by Christophe Graham July 17, 2006
Tom: Yo, dude I just went to take a dump, but all that came out were farts and squeaks..
Steve: Ah, you were making the toilet music, dude.
Steve: Ah, you were making the toilet music, dude.
by Christophe Graham July 23, 2006
Example 1
ANDY: "So, how was the party last night? Was it worth going to and did it rock?"
TOM: "Yeah"
ANDY: "I hate it when you act like a one word IM'er.
Example 2
CHUCK: "So was that test hard? I heard that it was like the hardest test in the history of the world and stuff... I mean I think everyone failed it even Thomas that straight - A guy who never fails anything."
SAM: "Wack"
CHUCK: "Dude, you are such a one word IM'er."
ANDY: "So, how was the party last night? Was it worth going to and did it rock?"
TOM: "Yeah"
ANDY: "I hate it when you act like a one word IM'er.
Example 2
CHUCK: "So was that test hard? I heard that it was like the hardest test in the history of the world and stuff... I mean I think everyone failed it even Thomas that straight - A guy who never fails anything."
SAM: "Wack"
CHUCK: "Dude, you are such a one word IM'er."
by Christophe Graham May 11, 2006
Todd: Yo, dude. I heard you got in a fight over a chick last night.
Chris: Yeah, I beat his ass...totally Matrixed him. I needed to Matrix someone.
Chris: Yeah, I beat his ass...totally Matrixed him. I needed to Matrix someone.
by Christophe Graham June 20, 2006
Fucking dildo rich folk, movie stars, or rock stars who have three fucking names instead of the one name God gave ya.
Tom: Did you see that new movie?
Sam: Which one? The one with Michael Clarke Duncan, Halley
Joel Osmet, Anthony Michael Hall, Samuel L. Jackson,
or Thomas Hayden Church?
Tom: Doesn't matter. They all can suck me off those stupid
hyphenates
Sam: Which one? The one with Michael Clarke Duncan, Halley
Joel Osmet, Anthony Michael Hall, Samuel L. Jackson,
or Thomas Hayden Church?
Tom: Doesn't matter. They all can suck me off those stupid
hyphenates
by Christophe Graham July 15, 2006