Christophe Graham's definitions
TOM: "You gearheads are gonna be clucking real soon...in fact, your cluckin' right now."
SAM: "Just give us the shit and we'll be fine."
SAM: "Just give us the shit and we'll be fine."
by Christophe Graham September 4, 2006
Get the gearheadmug. To take the meanest,largest dump in the history of history...usually after a night of heavy drinking
Tom: Dude, how long you gonna stay in there?
Sam: Yo, I filled the bowl, brother. I shoulda never drank like that last night
Sam: Yo, I filled the bowl, brother. I shoulda never drank like that last night
by Christophe Graham July 7, 2006
Get the filled the bowlmug. Person who is inept at everything he or she does. To be in the same room with these people is to be stupider in every sense of the word. These "oxygen eaters" are born, eat, poop, and die, while serving no purpose at all except to eat my oxygen.
TOM: Yo, is that Stevie over there? Man o' man, is that guy
a waste of space or what?
SAM: Yeah. Stevie is a real oxygen eater all right.
Completely useless...
a waste of space or what?
SAM: Yeah. Stevie is a real oxygen eater all right.
Completely useless...
by Christophe Graham August 1, 2006
Get the oxygen eatermug. Someone who brakes his or her car for no apparent reason. This person could be driving in front of you, or, God help you, may be the driver of the car in which you are currently driving.
TOM: (yelling out the window of his car) Hey! What are you braking for? There's nothing in front of you! Come on! Move it!
SAM: Tom, he's just a random braker, dude. His first instinct is to brake. They suck...
SAM: Tom, he's just a random braker, dude. His first instinct is to brake. They suck...
by Christophe Graham July 19, 2006
Get the random brakermug. To pretend to be something your entire life (amid suspicion that you are in some way hiding something or are out and out lying), and then have your true feelings and beliefs revealed by simply adding alcohol.
TOM: (drunkenly) You know what Sam? Yer a fuckin' jerk and
I've always thought so...ya bastard. (hic) Eat shit...
SAM: Whoa! What was that? Just yesterday, you told me I
was your best friend. You are totally pulling a Mel
on me.
TOM: (hic) That's right, bitch. I'm gonna pull a Mel on
you. A drunk man's word's are a
sober man's thoughts. I hate you...
I've always thought so...ya bastard. (hic) Eat shit...
SAM: Whoa! What was that? Just yesterday, you told me I
was your best friend. You are totally pulling a Mel
on me.
TOM: (hic) That's right, bitch. I'm gonna pull a Mel on
you. A drunk man's word's are a
sober man's thoughts. I hate you...
by Christophe Graham August 1, 2006
Get the pull a Melmug. Having a moment in life (as a man) that is decidely gay. Interestingly enough, what makes it that type of moment is the fact that the gayness of it is in no way a problem.
Example 1: Derek: "Wow that sunset is really pretty."
Steve: "What?"
Derek: "You know, its just ....pretty"
Steve: "Dude, yer having a Brokeback Moment"
Example 2: Tom : "My favorite moment after working out is
showering with the guys. I love the
comraderie..."
Gus : "Are you nuts? Dude, you are totally
having a Brokeback Moment"
Steve: "What?"
Derek: "You know, its just ....pretty"
Steve: "Dude, yer having a Brokeback Moment"
Example 2: Tom : "My favorite moment after working out is
showering with the guys. I love the
comraderie..."
Gus : "Are you nuts? Dude, you are totally
having a Brokeback Moment"
by Christophe Graham April 22, 2006
Get the Brokeback Momentmug. Tom: Yo, dude I just went to take a dump, but all that came out were farts and squeaks..
Steve: Ah, you were making the toilet music, dude.
Steve: Ah, you were making the toilet music, dude.
by Christophe Graham July 23, 2006
Get the toilet musicmug.