Chris's definitions

Funny Crotch

fun·ny ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fun-e)
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est

crotch ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kraw-ch)
n.

A Funny Crotch is that of a man who has not been circumcised, also known as a FC or Anteater

1. I was totally going to sleep with him until I found out he has a Funny Crotch!

2. I bet (fill in name here) has a Funny Crotch!

by Chris March 15, 2005

wackbar

Someone who says complete gibberish. From the urban-english "whack", meaning crazy and "bar" meaning Isaac. It applies to those who talk about star formations having a profound effect on the world, religiously, as we know it. Wackbars tend to live around populated bus stops.

That wackbar preached to the back of my head for twenty minutes.

by Chris October 1, 2004

Six pack

Mobile Audio (Car Audio) CD Changer

Yo I gots a 6 pack in the trunk!

by Chris October 31, 2003

brutz

A lazy canadian way of saying Brutal.. It is ub3r fantastic...

"oh buddy thats brutz."

"that chick is brutz."

"Hey did you hear about that Joy chick? Yah shes Brutz."

by Chris October 28, 2004

Bazizzle

the hip hop bible telling how tupac was killed and how he will be resurrected later on as a rich white dude with mad bitches

I just finished the last chapter of the Bazizzle and I realized, that I must seek out Gizzle.

by chris March 9, 2004

BUMP N GRIND

Bump and grind referred to the seductive walk of burlesque performers, which contained a lot of hip action. As the hips moved in one direction they were said to grind, stopping with a bump; then grinding in the other direction and repeating the pattern, back and forth, back and forth.
this is an old fashioned definition

Look at her walk. She can really give them the old bump and grind.

by Chris April 5, 2004

snope

Slang meaning no....

Matt: Hey Chris did you do the math?
Chris: Snope

by Chris November 17, 2004