Chris's definitions

Xerox

A band that my friends and I are working on, featuring Ian Focht on guitar, Brent Hayes on drums, and myself on bass. Though we don't play or practice yet, we do write poems to eventually become songs and such. We also have fans already, sort of.

Xerox is heavily influenced by some modern metal bands, such as Apartment 26, and Korn, aswell as many classic rock bands, such as The Ramones, Nirvana, and AC/DC.

by Chris June 21, 2004

bonez

Neil Zelikowitz, current drummer of Wuts

You Holla at ya bonez (Neil Zelikowitz)

by Chris March 18, 2005

tribes

Played by some of the best online gamers for 4 years. Is now run by complete utter newbs who need to ask how to shoot. R.I.P. S:T

idiot newbs tribes has been dead for a year

by chris July 11, 2003

your mom in a box

A random varient of the Your Mom dis. Don't actually use it in a real fight since you'll most likely get your sorry ass laughed at. Use it more with sarcasm or jokes around friends.

1. Some person: You dumb shit
You: Your mom in a box

2. Some person: What the hell do you want?
You: Your mom in a box

by Chris March 23, 2005

bleed the block

a term of dirty south origin, bleeding the block is when you have sold all the drugs, gotten all the money, and done all there is to do for the night.

"Yo, I bled that block last night"

by Chris February 21, 2003

rollin on dubs

Someone driving a car with 20" rims.

That girl got a new escalade and was rollin on dubs.

by Chris July 23, 2003

Model M

One of the oldest, most durable, and loudest keyboards produced. IBM started producing them back in the late 80s, as computer-centric clones of the keyboard of Selectric typewriters. Capable of bludgeoning your average Windows-mushy-keyboard user and living to type for another 10 years.

"Aaah! I got dumped out of CounterStrike because I hit the Windoze key!"
"You lamer. Use a Model M! I don't got no stinking windows keys."

by Chris October 27, 2003