Chris's definitions

jaggled

A website reaches its bandwith limit by being listed on the weblog Jaggle.

wow dude, my site just went down cuz i was on jaggle!

by chris May 5, 2005

supernova

Something that is incredibly hot, or much hotter than you expect it to be.
It somehow defies logic as to how it got that hot.

Omfg, this coffee is supernova.
Jeez dude, I can't eat this soup now, it's supernova.
Don't touch that shit, it's supernova.

by chris November 13, 2004

Killdozer

A bulldozer (usually Caterpillar D5-D6 type) equipped with armor to prevent bystanders from halting the important work the operator is performing.

I would like to hire a killdozer to solve some of my problems.

by chris June 4, 2004

End Piece

It is the end and the DRYEST part of the bread. You eat bread when you are punished - You eat the end piece of the bread when you are severely punished. To eat end piece, is to be a disgrace to the world.

Kyle: You SUCK! You spelled PWNED wrong, you forgot the "O"...right?
All: OMG...END PIECE FOR YOU BITCH!

by Chris May 13, 2005

bootyfag

A gay man who loves the booty

Man, you a bootyfag!

by chris December 14, 2003

R. Crumb

highly respected comic (comix!) book artist - did the cover for janis jopln's album

robert crumb

by chris December 14, 2003

cup

something that you drink out of, or protective wear for guys in football

did you pour it in my favorite pink cup...

by Chris July 30, 2003