Chris's definitions

nippin' it

hard nipples caused especially from cooler weather, THO

That chick over there is nippin' it.

by Chris July 29, 2004

20 bag

20 ounce of weed or dub of weed

got a 20 bag shorty better blaze dat shyt

by chris May 13, 2005

henegan

meaning annoying twat

don't be a henegan!!

by Chris January 11, 2005

table nazi

When someone's anal about how you hold your fork or some shit at dinner, and proceeds to throw their utencils at you and break dishes in a fit to have you conform. Like my dad.

"What a fucking table nazi! All I did was slurp and he fuckin broke a dish on my brother's head; so I did it again, and so did he. What a fun game."

by Chris March 1, 2005

god

a mystery to man-kind, his existence cannot be proven and his non-existence cannot be proven as well

" hey check out that crazy god, oh wait he isn't there, no he is i just saw him"

by Chris December 20, 2004

barrette

A clasp, often decorated, used to hold back one's hair.

Look, doesn't Jenny look lovely wearing that purple barrette in her hair to-day?

by Chris December 21, 2003

blue screen of death

Blue screen that you're all too familiar with if you use an older version of windows. If you can't wait the ten minutes it takes to crash, just put a floppy disk or cd in and then take it out while trying to load something from it.

Last year at my school there was a slideshow with pictures of the seniors at an assembly. I laughed my ass off when the blue screen of death showed up halfway through their shitty powerpoint presentation.

by Chris April 30, 2004