Chris's definitions

Hum

All-knowing and wise denizen of neowin.net providing good humor, practical advice, and spiritual enlightenment to the World.

I'm lost -- Just ask Hum!

by Chris April 17, 2005

Black Cat

Small firework that you throw in people's lawns when they least expect it.

OH SHIT! I just threw a black cat in someone's mouth!

by Chris December 16, 2004

Carmon

Carmon Meaning the Person From Widnes that Rocks at Counter-Strike and is also referred as " The Sex God " Rofl
Hes Makes Good teas!

Alright Carmon lad
wtf hax Carmon

by Chris March 10, 2005

butt juice

The liquid that expels from your hole when you pass extremely powerful gas. Is also used in the bowel movement process. (taking a dump)

One time i ripped ass so hard i could feel the butt juice on my boxers.

by Chris December 24, 2003

Chevy

Couldnt handle enough vehicle yet

Tommy couldnt handle a ford so he bought a chevy.

by chris November 6, 2004

LEO

a big fat dildo ..l.....

leo stuck a leo in his girls butt

by chris May 13, 2005

countdown

A New Zealand Supermarket Chain, owned entirely by Progressive Enterprises.

Go to Countdown and buy some food.

by Chris April 15, 2004