Cridem

The combination of two comical beings acting as one, through the techniques of fusion

"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A FLAT MINOR" ahahahahaha

by Chris January 21, 2005

Bob’s your auntie’s live-in lover

A updated version of "Bob's your uncle" that more accurately depicts the level of divorce in the modern world.

Definition: "there you go/it will be done and sorted"

to run a ps2 game you put in in the games console and bob's your anutie's live-in lover

by Chris January 28, 2004

plywood

A flat ass, having no curves.

Christinas got a plywood ass.

by Chris November 18, 2004

kreator

despite unpopular belief, this band is far from Death metal. The band Kreator are an excellent example of German Thrash at it's best. Endless Pain all the way through to Enemy Of God, they've been kicking ass for over 20 years.

Kreator have been one of the best bands far longer than you were even a stain in your mom's shit.

by Chris January 11, 2005

hucklebuck

Synonym of redneck

Chris to Marlene: quit picking yer teeth, ya hucklebuck!!
Marlene: buts I only gots one left

by Chris February 29, 2004

Cooterific

it means getting some hot wet finger lickin pussy my friends. it comes from the latin work, coo-ter-if-ik and that mean door of happyness, well i dont like pigs or indians so ill cut the chase, i <3 andy's moms cooter!! pwned nigger!

andy's moms ass was so nice, i popped the cherry hidden in her cooter DAAAMN(i kno u blacks like that word)

by chris March 08, 2005

fagaggle

expression used to express a witty comment, or a random word to be used when fraggin' bitches in halo 2 while stoned.

"what, i owned you with a single smg!"
"..."
"FAGAGGLE!"

i did your mom...lastnight FAGAGGLE!

by Chris April 19, 2005